But...but...she wants to live like common people, she wants to do whatever common people do...

I had my first bowl of gazpacho when I was fifteen in Spain, and the impression it made was a lasting one.

yougotsentenced.com

White privilege is being able to keep track of visions in your eyes.

I didn't think there was a way to miss the Rock Me Obmbre Jesus locks.

Sounds like the restaurants closure was ... *puts on sunglasses*

Can we get Terry to do a Jez Q&A??? Is someone working on that? Please someone be working on that.

Believe victims, guys. Even if we don't like who they are as people, or they're "tryhards" or their art is dumb. Believe them.

Magic Mike XXL, the sequel to the critically acclaimed (and by critically I mean vaginally, ayyyy, sigh I'm sorry I'll leave now)

Now THIS is what I'm talkin aboot.

Shoving it down someone's throat doesn't result in an abortion.