Minnesota gave us Prince, who I believe is the best, most original and groundbreaking musician of the last 50 years. He was written 26,174 great songs and one turkey. The turkey?

I think we need to leave her alone a little bit here. A belief in a person’s innocence despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary merely makes her a typical Patriots fan.

Oh my god. Would Goodell have that player executed if he went through with that in an NFL game?

My dream is that Alton Brown will do a short series called “That’s Another Episode” where he discusses all the ingredients/recipes that he excluded on Good Eats by saying “But that’s another episode.”

Whenever someone tries to list all the NFL teams, the Titans are always the one they can’t seem to remember.

Why Your Team Sucks is back, and, honestly, I’m happy. I can see the light at the end of this miserable, football-less tunnel.

From scrolling down I was able to ascertain they might be doing a Netflix show called House Of Cars.

Rob’s ankle was broken during the wrestling portion of the match

These stories make me miss the VirgilBag.

Dusty’s “Hard Times” speech could have gotten him a presidential nomination if he’d delivered it at a convention.

I’m hoping a second ref comes in and reverses the decision so that Dusty beats Death.

I mean, I saw Skynyrd before the crash and Led Zeppelin, too (i’m old as hell), but at least for today i’m gladdest to have this stub, from when I saw Flair vs. Rhodes for the big gold strap. Damn!

I don’t get sad over celebrity deaths, but when Ric Flair dies, I will cry like a baby.

I have enjoyed the game for a few years - level 13 now. There are definitely good and bad players on both teams. What I really like is learning about lots of interesting places to see while traveling. I had a blast in Baltimore on the waterfront finding portals and places I would normally just never see.

“Hey, are you currently attacking my portal?” = a great opening line.

I’ll put it this way: I like your icon. :D

An old high school girlfriend of mine lived in a subdivision that had its own golf course. She and I made out near one of the secluded greens one summer night, and it was one of those magical scenes from adolescence where the possibilities of adulthood and physical relations with a real live girl are perfectly matched…

I just bought one of those pink drivers, you know the ones that Bubba uses, love it.

As if to add insult to injury, the job market will soon give that kid a Rude Awakening.

This is good journalism. Yet another reason why I (a woman) love Deadspin.