That smooth shifting three on the tree!

The only good thing about the Bucs is that their original orange unis look like the tastiest bar at the ice cream truck. Creamsicles 4 lyfe.

How do you know Deadspin doesn't cover NASCAR often?

"but this time I actually left the airport and went into town! And in downtown Atlanta"

This past season was one of the all time worst for the franchise, but luckily, Arthur Blank is familiar with fighting lows

"Chicks dig the small balls"

James "HeyNow" Irsay could: be running an international Calliou and Meth cartel, powering a stamping plant with the carcasses of corgi puppies, and/or trying to rejuvenate Jeff George's career...

I would argue that Marvin Harrison is a way more competent version of Aaron Hernandez, seeing as how they haven't been able to charge him with anything even though we all know he's running a mob out of his Philly car wash.

Coors Banquet....

So proud

I don't know if he's important enough to qualify, but @BlkSportsOnline blocked me a few years ago because he used to tweet out stuff from Gregg Easterbrook's column without attribution and I (very mildly) called him out on it once. I don't know what's sadder, the fact that I used to read TMQ or the fact that he…

Last year David Aardsma (pitching for the Mets at the time) tweeted that his bed was stolen from his new apartment in New York (weird, right?). It happened after he blew a save, so I said if he blows one again I'm coming back for the dresser. He blew it that night, and blocked me.

Incorrect. 0 yards, 0 yards, 0 yards, -4 yards, 2 yards, 85 yards, 0 yards, 0 yards, 0 yards.

That presumes he hadn't already. How else did he know how far apart to hold em.

From the photo, it appears that coach Whisenhunt is prepared to call Brett Favre if the need arises.

I was waiting for her to get mauled by a lion, Naked Gun-style.

I keep waiting for Terry Tate, office linebacker, to come out of nowhere and form tackle destroy her.

Gen X starts mid 60's. In order to vote for Reagan you'd have to be 18, tell me how you vote for Reagan when you're 15? Let's not forget that Reagan won by a LANDSLIDE his second term. Bush (Elder) had no challenger until Clinton in 90's. In fact, you weren't even alive in the late 70's/early 80's where we had…

We allowed shit to happen...