DeAndre Hopkins's InstaGram Account

It caused so much angst nationwide.

It's time for Magary to enter the hall.

God, I love Pam.

Photogenic? Maybe. Constipated? YOU BET! I saw him shit out a large black man after a weekend of 8-balls and 14-year old Costa Rican hookers!

"The Face That Launched A Thousand Eggs"

There will be Gronk-tinis. Any guesses as to what's in one of those?

You must have fantastic legs from all that hovering.

Dry off in the freaking shower, bugs me more than anything when people drip on the floor and make the mats soggy, just towel in the shower and then get out. Plus if you dry your feet first you won't pick up any stuff off the floor.

Rob (Gronkowski) has now been cleared by all his doctors...

I would've gone with reheated baked ziti.

Those Ripkens. All they care about is keeping their streaks intact.

Lil' Kim just can't get her act together!

Yes, that's correct, noted "actors," who are obviously well-versed in medicine, blame thiomersol. This is because it contains mercury, but in the past decade or so, mercury was removed from the measles, mumps, and rubella* just to satisfy these worthless assholes, and yet, they remain unsatisfied. Also, the link…

My son was recently diagnosed with MRSA. Why? Because he's a 15-month-old who can't wipe his own ass (and apparently, his mother and I don't do a good enough job). Apparently, he pooped his pants and germs got into a sore on his butt, causing this plague of an infection. Grown men should be able to clean themselves…

Well at least one Jaguar is blocking something this year.

74. Chamomiles Davis (@ChamomilesDavis), Deadspin commenter, chronic onanist

It’s like someone gave the world’s most unfunny comedian seven million followers.

You are doing a real service here, SbV8. There is a great amount of info here and jumping points for further investigation/discussion by the reader