Lagerfeld isn't letting him anywhere near a catwalk looking like that.

I wish my horn looked that good.

I'm heterosexual, carnivorous and drive a Forester. Let that sink in.

The meat can't be beat....well, you know...

I am ashamed to say that at the Wal-Mart near me, 4 out of the 8 stand up beer coolers are dedicated to Bud Light. Iron Eyes Cody would be crying like Knowshon Merino if he were alive today.

I thought we were rollin' with Kid 'n Play.

The Carolinas stay perpetually pissed at each other for various reasons. We argue over our border, if we're really the home state of Andrew Jackson, and whether our type of BBQ is better. Right now, North Carolina is one upping us because we have that damn tire fire of a reality show 'Southern Charm' debuting on…

A center for a football team would need Vaseline and a shoehorn to get in that car.

Kim Jong Un faxes his tips on Rodman in.

Beer cans and Dysons don't mix.

It will also stain your clothes, unfortunately.

Kudos to whoever is holding him up as he doles out a Mortal Kombat style combo.

Salad doesn't belong on this list, unless it is that congealed jello fruit salad your Grandma has been making every year for the past 40 years. Then, you just pass it off to the dog anyway.

I nominate the Derek Jeter Gift Basket: The Gift that Keeps On Giving.

Shrimp and Grits over chitlins? Good call. But you can't beat a chitlin strut: http://chitlinstrut.com/

Times are tough for the Charmin bear.

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The Beckhams will welcome their fourth child, Lamar Hunt, into the world in a few months.

The Masked Man takes me back to 1988 in Spartanburg, SC. There were television tapings for NWA the first Tuesday of every month. Section C, Row 6, Seats 1-4 was where me and my 3 best girlfriends would sit and watch some of the greatest wrestlers. During a match, Rick knocked his opponent over the rail and into the…

That suit is from the 'Jungle Room at Graceland' collection from Joseph A. Bank