I can't believe he said all of that without having to stop and interject something about Mr. Farve.

@J-No: If there is one thing Travis Henry is good at, it is consistently fucking.

@The Guys Get Shirts!: You are so going to Hell for respecting Mike Shanahan.

He will never be as famous as Billy 'Crash'.

Hope Griffey didn't get injured in that group hug.

@1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: Depending on what time Al gets out of the crypt.

@Azian Zero: Ain't no party like a Hollis Thomas pajama party!

It's just Plaxico being Plaxico.

@Bobby_Big_Wheel: @Craig Sager's Suit: That's right. Thank you.

@The Orange Naranja: Was I imagining things or did a player get their eyelid ripped off Sunday? I thought tWWL said something about it.

@Shakεy: Feeding carrier pigeons was too expensive.

He is going to catch some shut eye in Big Poppi's bed.

@toledostripper: Al is so tight, you can put a quarter in his ass and he would grind it to said dime.

@HernandezStache: +1

Sorry about all the Vicoden I have been popping for 20 years. -Heather Locklear

"His balls come a lot faster," Rodgers-Cromartie said. "I ain't seen no balls like that. Kurt's ball gets there, but not like that. It messed with me a little bit as far as my technique. I played cautious."

He has testicular fortitude. If this would have been my 13 month old son, I would probably be curled up in a ball still in my house.

@sassydeerrun: mixed, moron. errr

I heard Sebastian mix himself a drink while the ball was in the air.

Nick is telling everyone to suck his five dollar footlong.