Eww the kid is turning his crank!

Tampering and inappropriate dialogue? Sounds like an impeachment hearing to me.

@RachelRayIsTheDevil: You should be working over Jose while your at it. He didn't get enough last time.

Thanks and a kiss to the person who finally found footage of John Daly with a shirt on.

"Thompson said he isn't going to use discretion

My money's on Sergio: two spits, one cup

Joe Elliott's jeans aren't holding up well through the years.

You ought to have seen that outfit before Bridget got a hold of it.

@TigerWoodsHole: +1

@Catenaccio: 'smokin' ' what? hot? Ganga? in the boy's room?

Leaving her a tip much bigger than a quarter.

The fact is Brett Favre made a bad decision, kind of like when he throws one of his record-setting interceptions

All I want to know it, where is his thumb in that picture?

Getting nicked with a chainsaw > getting grazed with a cannonball

Matthew Broderick was probably at home, arranging her shoes by designer name and heel height in the closet.

Well, to be fair, Bud had to replace Alyssa at the last minute with someone.

TMZ says he was 'medically unfit', which means that he is in the hospital now for 'exhaustion'.

@ArkansasFred: The Latin Ma Barker?

So Mama Maloof has replaced E. F. Hutton?

@Matt Sussman: I assumed with his performance, he had already had his chance.