Will Carlton Banks be doing a cameo?

Disapprove. Writing a children's book with your brother doesn't make up for the fact that you are a whiny ass.

Back to back Bill and Ted movies on TBS? Dude, it doesn't get any more excellent than that—-stoner4life

I believe we have found our security detail for Fred Smoot's next party.

@Brazil Thrill: Don't forget that they ran Norv Turner off that blackjack table, too.

Maybe Manny felt bad for him, and let him have his grill.

That ain't Shannon Moakler standing next to Travis Barker.

'When the ride comes to a complete stop, please unbuckle your safety belt, and exit to your right. Thank you for riding Space Mountain. Whooooo!'- 4hrsmen4life

Passengers of British Airways, you can unbuckle your seat belts and not have to worry about Naomi Campbell busting you in the head with a cell phone.

I see Jim Tressel sent someone to remind us that spring practice is here!

Jamar Butler should have just stood on the cheerleader to cut the net down.

@iverevi: I love Jason's Deli; they opened one near me a few months ago. I eat from the salad bar about twice a week. Panera is the only place on that list that is close to me.

That burger makes her look fat.

I see three hots and a cot in his immediate future.

Phil Spector called; he wants his hair back in time for a new trial.

This party must have been too tame for Pac-Man.

Why is Alan Thicke helping Pedro off the mound?

Why is Ms. Pink sporting a Katie Holmes/Hermes type purse to a baseball game?

They should have walked into a bar.

@HebrewHammer: I'm thinking Noah has the ark souped up.