As recently as 2013, Wright looked like he was on a potential Hall of Fame trajectory. And then his body fucking quit on him. It’s so damn sad. I’m glad he at least got to play in one World Series.

But there’s no accounting for taste, the general audience in America considers Marvel movies to be the pinnacle of cinema at the moment.

I always figured it was just to kind of thank the people who are doing a little bit extra for you. I dunno at mine we all ate dinner and then played a bunch of arcade games.

Yes. It makes complete sense. Because playing the game with help from someone who already beat the mission couldn’t possibly be easier than two people going in blind, right?

It is a bus full of Lucile Ball impersonators. It is from Rat Race 

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

I was thinking Rosie as Trump, but Rosie as Bannon would work too.

So..... SNL is going to have all the Trump people played by someone of the opposite sex now, right? I’d pay to see Leslie Jones as Ben Carson. Or Aidy Bryant as Steve Bannon.

You know he eats his own shit, right?

Tharja. I love that adorable little whack job.

Good. Because I barely remember when the new season starts. OH WAIT IT DID.

Tony Romo broke three ribs hearing about Jordy Nelson breaking two ribs.

That last one reminded me of Chris Rock: If you’ve been dating a man for four months, and you haven’t met any of his friends, you are NOT his girlfriend!

And Oprah, for subjecting us to these fuckwads.

How about a boycott of “Dr.” Phil altogether. And throw Dr. Oz into the mix for good measure.

I am just going to keep saying this everywhere, because I have zero other words but I feel this knot in my stomach: