The right hates Dan Savage because he’s happy to use their own rhetoric right back at them, and that he acknowledges that it’s not atheists who are making gay children kill themselves, and that it’s frequently religion that causes bigoted parents to force gay children to become homeless. And they hate that he actually…

Sounds like the robot cheats, seeing what you’re doing and adjusting what it does. In that case, cheat right back!

I love Pats fans. Their arguments are amazing.

Judge John Oliver has settled this: a hotdog is not a sandwich, and it has nothing to do with the bread.

I remember watching this game on ESPN and being awestruck. This is also why I never leave a game early no matter the score, because on a given night, you never know when a lost game turns out not to be that way in the end.

To me, you haven’t batted around until you’ve fucked up my scorecard. Ten.

3. Can't wait for fans to immediately discredit everything the Patriots have ever done.

1. Yes, it is.

People aren't saying all you want is violence. What people are saying is if you don't want to be mischaracterized like this, don't choose to brand yourself with a toxic brand with these associations.

Like a stealth ninja of justice, the United States Supreme Court just announced that it won't be hearing appeals to gay marriage cases in Utah, Oklahoma, Virginia, Indiana and Wisconsin, effectively legalizing same sex unions in all of those states. Somewhere, Rick Santorum screams into a knotted sheet.

If it doesn't jiggle, is it really Jello?

Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole!

Except, Anita is not posting strawmen. She's making perfectly valid critiques and backing them up with prominent examples while further explaining why she believes these are harmful things.

If tarring and feathering is out of the question, I wish they would have been at least carrying some drinks to throw. Preferably sticky ones.

Let me raise the stakes, here: I don't like creamsicles, either.