TBF, if I was watching him successfully point to a picture of a lion when asked, I too would be “very surprised”

Having taught for 6 years, I can say this about reopening:

The president is also bat shit crazy and dumber than a bag of rocks that dropped out of high school and developed a nasty meth habit.

I am tired of this bull. The federal government does not want to admit they screwed up so they are going to double-down on the hoax of “everything will be okay if we ignore it” line.

“...will become completely unhinged.” No, Dolt45 was unhinged long before he even moved into 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC. 

I planted basil next week and I’m really hoping it takes because all I want is to make all the pesto.

If Mr. E hadn’t decided to spend lockdown getting to the root of his digestive issues and therefore cooking all kinds of delicious, creative low-FODMAP meals, we’d be eating sardines straight out of the can. I’ve forgotten what it’s like to go sit in a restaurant and order a meal you’re excited to have delivered to…

I treated myself this week; this is a carrot for when I’ve progressed a bit more; a pad of really good watercolour paper. Arches 140 lb cold pressed paper 9 x 11 inches, 20 sheets, and it was 60 bucks!

As always, I hope everyone is doing well this 4th of July evening ... No weekly beach trip for us as it’s been absolutely bonkers here with out-of-towners coming in droves early in the week. I did manage to finally have my yearly Lady bits exam tho. They originally canceled when all this craziness started. (Don’t put…

Man, it’s a good thing people are still cruising along on the $1200 stimulus money or this could be a huge disaster. Thank Jezeus for the bigly competent and compassionate Trump administration. Crisis aaa-verted amirite?

I’m really looking forward to eating these fine people.

I often refer to my child as “Local Student 1,” so.

hahahahahaha

Fuck guys, my dog is dying. A week ago he seemed like a healthy 10yo dog, then he had a seizure, wouldn’t eat his food and today we learned he’s got some kind of cancer and we’re talking palliative care and maybe just weeks to live.

Ben showed up yesterday evening at the newly appointed Black Lives Matter Plaza in DC with coolers filled with ice cream for the protestors

The COVID thing must be over. His full attention is on Twitter and playing big Army guy now, and he hasn’t met with Fauci in two weeks.

Tell me about it. Now she’s getting interested in boys.

A friend of my family was shot to death in her car in my parent’s neighborhood. She was in her driveway, her husband and kids were in the house. The police found the shooter, and the weapon. It was a sixteen year old kid. He was trying to steal her car. With a group of other kids.

Shelter Cat Update!