Is the notion of “the one” really heteronormative? Monogamous, obviously, but the desire for a long-term relationship isn’t exactly uncommon among non-straights, and the consequent mystical mumbo-jumbo about the ideal partner doesn’t strike me at all as being dominated by straights.

Ah the amount of privilege and societal disconnect you need to have in order to own a $2 million dollar piece of jewelry and wear it in public all the time, is quite sickening.

I know people often like to paint me as a bit of a failure in that department, but maybe it’s not my destiny yet to have met the one.

Publish the story when the headline is “Paris Hilton gets lost.”

Bob Kraft lent his private plane to survivors of the Parkland school shooting and their families, so they could attend the march/ rally in DC.

This is awesome. Sounds like you’re teaching him that rational people can disagree on issues without rancor. That concept seems so quaint in our times.

“Oh wow, all these people are here to see me off to go play golf? I have the best fans. Let me tell you.”

You NEVER go full Nixon!

Barron’s signs:

My son started a gun reform group at his school after the Vegas shooting and it’s been growing in support by leaps and bounds, both with students and admin. He’s at the march this morning. He worked with another school (their cross-town rival to kind of make a point about coming together) to charter a bus and get a…

Barron, of course, is prepping his signs for the march.

Trump will try to ignore this event until someone in his circle points out that this march drew way more people than his inauguration. Then it will be all “Fake NEWS!” and “HER EMAILS!” rage tweets for the next several days or till someone stops feeding him Trucker Speed.

What a fucking rube. Hiding from children.

It’s a good thing Trump signed that socialist budget and tried to ban transgender troops (again) yesterday, otherwise their anchors might just have to stare blankly at a teleprompter for the day.

How can you expect Fox News to focus on such a frivolous non-story when Crooked Hillary is still out there, running free, sending emails all willy-nilly?

Best sign I’ve seen on TV coverage so far: “I’m a librarian, not Batgirl!”

Easy solution: Eliminate any identifying information from the application. They will instead have barcodes on them. Hiring managers will only be able to see information that is actually relevant to the job. Once they pick the most qualified applications, they scan the barcode into third-party software that sets up an…

Serious question for others in the comments. Has anyone ever, once, had someone ask their GPA upon graduation? I graduated in 2009 and havent had it come up at all. Just curious.

Oof. Well that wasn’t a great response at all. However, I’m depressed that women are still being held responsible for the actions of men. I wish we were asking the people who invest in his movies these questions, they’re ultimately far more responsible for his career than the other actors who worked with him.