“I’m sorry you misinterpreted my hand on your ass as harrassment. I was just trying to cop a friendly feel.”

A show promoting trans culture and the fact that transgendered is little more than a gender that has existed for thousands of years is a “toxic political atmosphere?”

If my calculations are correct, she was single and lonely for approximately 75 years, and somehow her womb is 5000 years old.

Jennifer must fulfill her destiny of being the lonely barren woman left by Brad Pitt. So let it be written, so let it be done.

So, judging from Heigl’s involvement, this should be Suits’ final season, right?

It really irritates me how the “difficult” reputation follows women around. You know what? Her storyline DID suck on Grey’s.

Ehhh RDJ’s shit has been open and aired for a LONG time now. And I thought SJP’s statement was actually pretty great for some people to hear. I’ve known addicts and have known people who loved addicts. The hardest lesson in the world is accepting that you alone cannot fix them. Sometimes you have to just walk away.…

I am saddened by the Jennifer/ Justin break up because I know how she will be painted in the tabloids for the next few years (so lonely! so unlucky! so barren!)...however, Justin....hello.

whaaaaaa? that’s awesome. where are such tings happening?

The smart water, shitty movie, and aveeno references really pull this comment together.

#lifegoals may be the most overused hashtag, ever, but those are really are on point. Added to this: owning three homes, various vehicles, and the paltry sum of 150 million dollars to ensure a beautiful future, and, yeah, she had better be sleeping soundly at night.

I was literally thinking just yesterday about how great it would be to be Jen Aniston. Do yoga, drink smart water, drink maragaritas, hang out with your girlfriends, film one shitty movie a year, slather yourself in aveeno, go to mexico.

(Psssst! She’s pregnant!)

She’s fine

Not true.

Jennifer and Justin never seemed like the fiery love type. But they seemed to have an easy content that should have lasted longer.

Oh god, last time I went to my Dads house and asked them to use a meat thermometer for the pork you would have thought I committed a felony. 😑

Alternately, “You are tearing me apart, Lisa”

“A lot of people don’t know that whiskey is basically beer that you age for two or three times. This is a fact.”
 

Everyone knows smoking Chelsea Handler’s weed is just a gateway to smoking Chelsea Handler’s PCP