Oh, wait: it’s not the sprouted bread?

She looks like she’s about to call 911 because she saw a Black man jogging

Who’s got that ‘Sure, Jan’ gif?

Marzipan comments are my favorite comments! Give her a big hug for me.

As funny as it is to laugh about Trump Tower catching fire or how he is, like, a stable genius, I still hate to end the day thinking about Our Moron President.

I have to say it:

Why is Ryan Seacrest so vapid?

You kids act like this is the first time you saw a guy make a fool of himself.

I’d be on your side if he wasn’t wearing a pin that said “Time’s Up”. Don’t wear a pin supporting a cause if you don’t even know what that cause is. And expect to be asked about it.

These mens’ publicists have totally failed them.

Give him a break, I mean he’s still reeling from an ugly divorce and losing his daughter to cancer. Didn’t you see the flashback scenes?

This saddens me greatly because he’s my first celeb crush in a long time (yes, like a 12 year old. yes i’m an adult and yes i know it’s sad!) and he didn’t even think to have an answer prepped? Who is his goddamn manager? Agghhhhh!

It’s not like this was a secret—the whole thing’s been trending on social media for weeks and the #metoo movement has been written about/discussed in every single news outlet in existence.

Damn it, Hopper. Get your shit together. Must everyone disappoint me???

They say something, you write a scathing takedown of their inadequate responses.

Thank you for the reminder of why I will never go to Disney for a vacation.

So as a country we’ve decided banning/restricting guns in any way is out of the question, but now we’re just going to accept daily room searches like we’re all children at a particularly punitive boarding school? Guests are paying out the nose to stay at Disney resorts, and they’re still going to have to submit to…

This is for the young ladies who did the work their adult counterparts would not.