Fun fact! Diamonds actually aren’t forever! They are all slowly turning into graphite.

I love that she showed them how.it’s.done.

I worked with a woman who’s manager had 4 direct report supervisors, 3 male. Of course this manager asked her to get a birthday cake. She went to the most expensive bakery in town and charged a ridiculously expensive cake, bought fancy plates and forks at Hallmark and never got asked to do it again.

I’m at the point where I choose live music by who I’m worried about seeing before they drop dead. I’m saving up to see McCartney, and it’s a race against the clock.

And here comes the concern trolls saying that they can’t possibly measure equal worth and equal positions so don’t even try.

And don’t forget the coffee, Brenda!

But women are still in charge of buying office birthday cards.

I had no idea there was that much babysitting money in circulation.

I used to go to concerts all the time when I was younger. I don’t go anymore because it’s all too damn expensive. I have no problem sitting in the nosebleeds (I actually prefer it) but some of the ones I’ve been interested in lately are $50+ for nosebleed seats. Multiply that times two, add the taxes and fees, add in…

Plus, the Ticketmaster fees, stadium fees, breathing fees, etc. for two tickets work out to basically the equivalent of a third ticket. Which... they don’t really tell you until after you check out. At least, my mobile screen didn’t. I would have definitely bought cheaper seats had I known just how much I was dropping…

Is it because people are finally realizing her music sucks ass and if she wasnt a hot blonde woman she would be handing out perfume samples at Nordstroms?

I mean...she’s not wrong. On the other hand, the explosion of good content in the TV/streaming realm has largely rendered movies obsolete when it comes to storytelling in the way she is talking about - if I want to see a complex story told with nuance, I’d rather watch it play out over 10 or 12 hours on Netflix than…

I really feel for Kim and Kanye right now. My five year old cousin died of pneumonia a month ago after being hospitalized and it’s completel devastated the family.

I don’t trust yours anymore CatAss last time we played Mash I ended up with David Hasselhoff in a shack with 11 kids.

“young”? I don’t think you’ve seen him in awhile.

I was at an event with Hoda that involved taking a bus from a meeting point to the event itself. She waited in line like the rest of us non-celebs, never complained about the wait, chatted with everyone, could not have been nicer. Very happy for her. Nice people deserve nice things to happen for them.

I had no idea Logan Paul existed until he was on Top Chef recently, and I fucking hated him instantly. Nice to be validated.

Carson Daly is still around? He must be senior maintenance engineer by now. Good for him.

This is why I don’t trust in psychics, I just trust in my healing crystals, tarot and coffee reading and zodiac signs.

Weird. My Google Translate keeps translating “Matt Lauer” as “patronizing rapist”.