I’d say martini glasses have increased significantly too - even since the 1960s. Any time my $14 martini is poured in anything smaller than a cup I need to use both hands to lift I get irritated. If I’m paying that much for a drink it better be a one and done type situation.  

It’s really tough. I’m not a mom, but I still find myself side-eyeing the typing of messaging we’re giving girls. Those shirts you mentioned sound terrible.

And Amy Sedaris is amazing! Done <pricks finger for blood oath>

You’ve checked all my boxes can we be friends?

Sorry, you can’t wear miniskirts after 35. Didn’t you read the Better Housekeeping article? <She says, while lacing up her Chucks at 46.>

I’d say woven friendship and slap bracelets maybe should be worn on the under 12 set? Are slap bracelets even a thing anymore?

I love her style. She is dressed to absolute perfection and her hair is amazing.

An airline lying about a timeline??!

Especially some of the stuff they write for young girls. I picked up a shirt “Coffee Days and Whiskey Nights” in the Juniors department. WTF?

I’ve had wonderful luck finding my new skincare regime through Birchbox. It’s $10 a month and I found stuff I would have never even considered. I’m loving Sunday Riley, but it’s terribly expensive. Recently a jezzie mentioned The Ordinary - said it had some good stuff.

It’s just fucking time. It sucks but there’s no cure. I finally forgot the name of the woman my ex left me for and it’s been nearly 3 years. Sigh. Hugs.

Love my bed frame even though my ex purchased it over 20 years ago. Nice, classic wrought iron which manages to go with everything so why not keep it. Did finally get a new Casper mattress which is really great and last week I just invested in some very expensive sheets. Sleep is important, man.

The Malt Shoppe is alive and well!

As long as they keep up with the awesome music, I’m down. It was how I “discovered” Michael Kiwanuka and eventually saw him perform in Iceland last month.  

Thanks! <runs to get wine and popcorn>

Ugh perfect dog for someone with PSTD. I honestly don’t know what’s going on. Why people are such assholes. It’s exhausting. Keep an on that dog. Anything else happens you can report to your local animal control (I think anonymously). If it’s not a certified service dog he can GTFO.

For people I think it’s Fedora hats? I’m not sure. Yeah, it’s great but not enough people know about. Spread the word!

I’m going to move to the middle of nowhere with my dog one of these days. You’ll come join me!

I work from home and it’s delightful. But... it makes you even less tolerant of bad behavior.

Wow, that’s horrific.