My daughter has moved from infancy to crawler-danger-hood. With that comes along feeding her grownup foods. I didn't realize how poorly I ate until I had thoughts like, "I can't feed the baby THAT." So now I eat more vegetables and whole drain and yogurts and all sorts of stuff I should have been eating. All that…

I was always told to turn on the inside lights in the car and put my hands on the steering wheel. Then lean over to the glove box to get registration once the Cop's flashed me in the pupils with the flashlight.

My mother let me read this in 8th grade. She said it was trash... and well it was. But I didn't stop reading the series until it just got way too weird. Something about ballerinas that were children-of-children-of something. Oh yeah, and that most of VC Andrews was ghostwritten anyways.

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The privileges of age, that right there.

That's real and not 'shopped? Because that's a kismet right there.

I thought this costume was fantastic.

My mother said that to me once, I swear to god. I was sixteen or seventeen. I had heard way worse than that before (Hi Catholic school! How are you? It's been so long!) from my peers and both of my parents.

Can you order them on the internet somewhere? Seriously, I need a hobby other than eating strange fruit.

My Mama would be proud. The tarragon threw me for a loop though. Gonna try that and the sliced skirt steak on the hubs this weekend. If you see an article about man-killed-by-stroganoff-experiment, you know who to look to.

To Fassbender, does his short term memory forget all those upskirt shots of Britney and Lindsey? They're hot messes but jeez those pictures snaked their way around the internet. Much like the rumors of his phallic endowment have.

Jesse vehemently opposed the killing of children. What began in the series as Walt is the good guy with bad luck Science teacher and Jesse as the loser highschool wasteoid was flipped by the end of the series. At the end Jesse said "He can't keep getting away with it!" and Walter, well, it seems he had put on his…

Can you image being the recipient of Jesse's ill-thought out cash distribution? I mean, really. Out of everything that was plausibly real in this show (and there wasn't much, except maybe towards the beginning).

With my blurry vision this sort of looked like promo material for the return to Breaking Bad. Like while suits..... oh! Or maybe I'm seeing the men in the little white suits coming to take me away!

There's also the blue winter roses from the GRRM's Song of Ice and Fire series. Lyanna Stark and all that.