Poor statement indeed. This game was easy as hell.

How dare EA violate Russian laws. You don’t see downloadable Mohammad player skins do you?

“Meanwhile, I’m going to have to start searching for some new meme material.”

No one knows what a T-rex sounds like.

You might have hurt her feelings, then again. She might not have enough attention to read the whole post.

comapct

“It is not actually left-handed”

Or just put it in park.

Okay genius. I guess there are no hills where you live.

To rest their foot. I’ve seen a Corvette at a stoplight and all of a sudden his foot slipped and hit the car in front. We were in stop and go traffic for 30 minutes but people get distracted.

They should just rip off their eyes.

I exchange emails with Elon Musk on a regular basis and I can say that he does write emails like that.

Glad I bought the parts before it got raided. The “real” stuff is a ripoff.

Do you even remember how sparse the PS4 lineup was at launch? Why do people prefer to whine instead of just not buying the thing right now?

Ford is dead. Everyone was racist back then. Get over it.

Or just add spikes to the end, pop the tires and call it a day.

Funniest Jalopnik article of all time. Jason, I hope you write everything!

Poor guy knocked the jack prior to securely placing the jack stand.

Because clearly, photographers should know how to handle a burning car crash with explosive fuel.

So many words used to explain getting gas.