“Only grabbed a pussy after obtaining consent”

Ted Cruz: Still married to my first wife

Ted Cruz: Tax Payer

“Ted Cruz- never implied he wanted to have sex with his daughter”

There’s at least two players in the neutral zone. The one guys head is practically touching the center.

The real problem here was the clock stopping after each offsides penalty. The offense snapped the ball like 10 times and got 3 seconds off the clock. In theory, the defense could have gotten unlimited attempts at this, with the only penalty being 5 yards (and eventually half the distance) as long as the clock wasn’t…

Fans can do it too. Just don’t imply the lynching of a black man while you are doing it.

Well, it has a bit of a different meaning when the target is a black guy. President or not.

x’actly!! Simply a costume depicting the one of the most famous black men in contemporary society hanging from a noose. Stupid. But must EVERYTHING be about race these days? Sad!

No, you’re an asshole.

No.

You have no idea who was driving the boat. Neither of the other two on the boat were legally intoxicated.

How could Snarktopus’s comment be any more clear? I’m confused as to what you’re confused about...

Remember kids: If someone offers you free drugs say yes because drugs are expensive.

Flat taxes benefit the rich in a similar way, although as unfair as flat tax would be, Johnson’s single sales tax is even worse. It would have to be very high in order to raise the necessary revenue, and poor people would be paying for the rich. Of course, current tax situations arguably do that already but that…

Poor puppy.

Enjoy this for cringe worthiness

Well, Gottlieb is more likely to take credit than to give it.

Sounds like Gottlieb charged his takes to a stolen credit card.

Let me be the first to say it: Trade Durant. Right now. It was a mistake. It will never work. This is a failure. A complete and total failure.