To be fair, the 200 Pokémon will be added to the game in a free update. They won’t be catchable, but if you have Home or someone willing to trade with you you can still use them.

Absolutely. If I’m wearing flip flops they get kicked off every time I drive.

Good intel on the barefoot thing, I actually believed that one. I do that in my Jeep all the time when it’s warm and I’m wearing flip flops. To me it always felt way safer than possibly getting a flop caught under a pedal.

Pictured: a new Mercedes and its depreciation curve

Here’s your side by side proof that old is better.

No, it’s ugly.  

I also vibrate like crazy with mechanical stimulus

I thought for sure it was a troll... and they were going to bring out the “real one”.... I’m literally shocked at how bad this is.

Hey here’s a wild idea - just use regular door handles that everyone knows how to use!

Chonk-E

I HATE when I murder someone then cut up their body with a bone saw. I’m all like, shit I didn’t mean to do that. 

Deadspin’s new owners are throwing away a potential goldmine. Rather than invest in it and nurture it, the’re treating it like trash.

I don’t get why they’d buy something so unique only to destroy it. 

BATHTUB

Hey Torch, man, thanks for a bunch of good times here. I’m sorry the site is exploding due to weaponized incompetence, but if it’s any consolation the work you and your colleagues do is great, and I am confident it will soon be recognized by someone who knows how to, say, own and operate a media website.

Deadspin usually has sports?

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Honestly, this blog post has far too much sports-adjacent content, IMO. Needs less sports.

David, I wish to register a complaint. You’ve filed this story to Politics, but this is erroneous, as this is clearly a Sports Story.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.