Capitalism and authoritarianism are not mutually exclusive. And neither can they be viewed as forces in opposition, markets are simply the veneer behind which authoritatians can hide in this day and age. Morey apologized not only to China but also the teams sponsors.

The only thing in this article that I completely believe:

That said, the following are all real:

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I HAVE TO LEAVE AGAIN

China: [fires Rockets]

tell you what, dabo swinney’s gonna have one hell of a time turning this franchise around

i’ve heard that dabo swinney is seriously contemplating accepting the position when offered.

Dabo Swinney, if the rumors are true.

I wonder if he'll get this choked up when Dan Snyder announces Dabo Swinney as the new head coach.

An awful lot of people are talking about Dabo and the Washington Football Team.

If only you’d made it 3 sentences further...

I hope this doesn’t impact Dabo's interest in the job.

It is a very short article, yet you clearly did not read it.

I mean, would most skins fans even care if Jay Gruden got fired?

Khan is intelligent, but not experienced.

You can acknowledge, rightly, that listing it as a line-item instead of just integrating it into the food prices is a nasty way for restaurant owners to turn their customers against their own employees.

Oh no! Not sham endorsements!

Endorsements help educate consumers, and sham endorsements short circuit that process. For example, I was once a State Farm customer, because family is important to me and it came through how important family was to the Paul twins (Chris and Cliff). But I switched to Nationwide because I value creativity, and the…

I’m still pissed that Parmenides marked Zeno down at the half-yard line in 435 BC. Replay would have fixed that.

“His name is Jock Strap King” and “He’s stronger than you think.”

“Listen, for the amount of money I send to the alumni association, YA DAMN RIGHT I AM WRITING PAT’S POST-GAME SCRIPTS! Now, let me tell you about the dinner I had last night with Magic & Charles.” - Wilbon