That should count for two. He was clearly inside the three point line.

Eh, the tip-slam was a fine and important play, but playing along with the idea that this goes any distance toward balancing out the earlier humiliation is Extreme Cornball Homer Shit. For one thing, Giannis was already beneath the hoop when that ball came off it and all Simmons did was jump up behind him, rather than…

Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

So, you’re saying his room was Farmers Only?

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?

Petit wasn’t undone by a navigational mishap [BAD INJURY LUCK] this year; instead, his dogs [THE PLAYERS] got too pissed off at each other to run [WIN GAMES]. He told Iditarod Insider [The Athletic] in an interview that things started to break down when one of his dogs [PLAYERS], Joey, took a bathroom break [DURING A…

“consistently more successful than Deadspin.”

I’ve seen more headlines here about Bill Simmons and Barstool than specific sports stories.

This is 100% true. Sure, I could count the measures myself, but it’s so much easier to rely on the conductor to do it for me.

Ex Band Geek here. I ask you, Mark. Next time you’re in a room with even 5 other people. Ask them all to count to 10 in their head and then clap once they get to “10". I would bet you $100 you get a cascade of people clapping at different times.

Nobody ever thought the Lakers were contenders!

As a fan, I love it. Columbus hasn’t ever done a goddamn thing. Let’s do a goddamn thing.

I dunno, I can’t reach it, I might enjoy it. Who can say?

Yeah airplanes are renowned for their ability to never be affected by weather...

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is nuts, but this is a statistically nonexistent situation. Planes are affected by weather far more than trains.

It’s funny to see Mike Singletary, who actively wore a Ned Flanders sized piece of the true cross when he coached the 49ers, be so anti-Christian.

Mark Wahlberg and I have one thing in common... we both wish he would have been on that plane on 9/11.

Four whole years. BOO FACKIN HOO