I don’t think we’re getting a funbag this week, or maybe ever again. :(

Good blog, Tom.

I, also, have enjoyed the company of pyramid puppies at Teotihuacán and may I just say: they sure are fucking adorable.

dying to know who the Interim-Interim-editor-in-chief is

No one told me that there would be dogs at Teotihuacán and then when I saw dogs there (puppies, even!) I did very little else there but follow those scamps about. Thank the gods of the moon and the sun.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Billy Joel is the autoplay Farmers Insurance ad of rock radio.

And then the Astros walked off the Yankees very own wife beater. 

I’ve mentioned it before, but I would start being concerned about their ability to make noise in the series the longer the ALCS goes on. The Tigers twice swept the ALCS in Leyland’s tenure, and both times they were subjected to long layoffs while the NLCS went to 6/7 games, and they got too rusty from the long layoff w…

My wife and I have been looking for a spark in the bedroom, and surprisingly it was also Ryan Fitzpatrick. 

He thinks the carpet pissers did this?

This is how they’ve been playing for a few years now. They’re remarkably good at advancing runners, combining stolen base attempts with directional hitting to move guys from first to third on a single, and punishing opposing teams. I’m a Rangers fan and I love when they do this shit, even when it’s against us. Fun…

Does anyone talk about the Alpine Slide? It was a concrete groove that you would slide down in a sack. Road Rash was an issue. You’d always see people walking around with fresh, oozing scabs down the length of their body and you didn’t even need to ask where they got them.

An ass-spelunking gerbil would be a major upgrade to their offense...

trust me, there are way worse ways to misspell his name.

At least they didn’t call FedEx field “iconic”. Or— forget it, I can’t even read the rest of that tweet (though i know Steinberg posted the quote only because it’s so breathtakingly stupid.

It’s wild how his face has aged decades since his “I’m 40!” tirade, but the hair(piece?) hasn’t changed one bit.