BAH GAWD, THAT’S NATHAN PETERMAN’S MUSIC!

Still only the 2nd most impressive rise from the dead today:

Drew: I MUST KLANG IT!

oh he’ll overshare, count on it

FAKE NEWS.

Unfortunately, BIG HOSPITAL is a real thing that actually kills people.

Very understandable. In all likelihood Drew himself will describe what happened when he comes back. Probably in uncomfortable levels of detail.

I initially thought this was a joke about the deadspin awards :/

I only know one thing for certain: the speculation will be worse than the reality.

Mental note: stay away from Klang!, his last “Gametime Cheap Beer Of The Week”.

Drew has a mishap adding a personal addition to the next “What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year” post.

Yeah I mean sure that tuxedo is tacky as all hell but calling it an “accident” seems a bit harsh IMO

We’re not giving details out of respect for his family’s privacy. Thanks for understanding.

I feared something had gone wrong when he hadn’t tweeted following the Deadspin awards.

Percocet. Ever had these? For years I put up the old man “Get off my lawn” routine. But now? I MUST HAVE. Give me all the Percocet. They tell you you’re not allowed to have cheap beer, but brother, you haven’t listened to Skins talk radio all week. 95% of what’s wrong with the NFL could be washed away with these…

Is he STILL hungover from the Deadspin Awards?!?

I’m actually sad. I didn’t know I still had feelings. I hope you mend quickly and thoroughly, Drew.

serious: holy shit, Drew, I hope everything’s gonna be ok. We’ll be here waiting for dick and fart jokes as soon as you’re back.

Shit. Get better and don’t let BIG HOSPITAL beat you! We miss you.

We miss you Drew. We all want you to get better. NO ONE DENIES THIS.