Is it a coincidence that the same day Carnival rescues 16 immigrants they remove 16 job postings from their website?

I loved his smile and “dick came out.” Like, I don’t have a penis, but if I did and mine spontaneously revealed itself, I hope I would react like that, (however, he had a nice looking penis, so I can understand his nonchalance.)

I had to play by their rules to get the crown... But after I won, they could play by mine.

It gets better, mainly because the kids are having a good time, and Andrea Barber just commits to the goofy in an endearing way.

... makes the Dark Lord look like a “likable guy” who’s “cool and irresistible to women.”

They’re just upset that he’s a man of wealth and taste. He’s been around for long, long years and he’s stolen many a man’s soul and faith. I mean, he was around when Jesus Christ had his moments of doubt and pain. Didn’t you know he made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate.

6 Dozen Moms In Lifeless Marriages That Aren’t Divorced Yet Because When You Make A Commitment To God You Keep It And Besides It’s Better For The Kids’ Sake

They should really rename it 6 Dozen Moms. That would probably be more accurate.

To be fair, “irresistible” is kind of his shtick. That’s not even theologically controversial.

It ruins the whole suspension of disbelief thing for me. I can’t take a bunch of white dudes as Egyptians.

Shut your mouth, Stargate is a masterpiece.

Agreed. No reason Rachel Weiss should be embarrassed. They’re fantastic.

Huh - do people consider Mummy, Mummy Returns and Stargate to be bad movies? Because I love all 3 unabashedly. And not even in the ‘so bad its good’ way - I actually think they’re pretty well written/acted/directed etc.

There is no way a reasonable person can read that review and be left wondering why CJA hated the movie. This comment exists solely so that you can use the phrase “PC crowd.” Still, I will help; here is a short list of reasons why CJA hated the movie that doesn’t include anything “PC” related.

I still don’t understand why this movie exists.

I watched the trailers for this and kept looking for the SyFy logos ;)

What’s wrong with the TMNT review? IS it that she didn’t eviscerate that terrible movie enough?

This movie looks like if somebody watched Wrath of the Titans and said “No no. I’ll show you how to fuck up a culture’s mythology....”

So you’re saying it “out Immortals” Immortals in its level of what-the-fuckery?