Is it a coincidence that the same day Carnival rescues 16 immigrants they remove 16 job postings from their website?

I loved his smile and “dick came out.” Like, I don’t have a penis, but if I did and mine spontaneously revealed itself, I hope I would react like that, (however, he had a nice looking penis, so I can understand his nonchalance.)

I had to play by their rules to get the crown... But after I won, they could play by mine.

It gets better, mainly because the kids are having a good time, and Andrea Barber just commits to the goofy in an endearing way.

Of all the late 80s/early 90s shows I don’t know why this is the one everyone has nostalgia boner for. Remember Small Wonders, the show about the guy who made a girl robot and said it was his adopted daughter? Lets bring that back! I hardlt remember anything about it but it has to be more entertaing than this schlock.

It’s so bad. My boyfriend and I happened upon a re-run while we were stuck in a Cincinnati hotel room because our connecting flight had been cancelled and we were like “Wow, this is so much worse than I remember.”

Because as children, we didn’t know any better?

Right how much do we think Bob Saget and Candace Cameron actually hate each other?

Haha, no, late twenties, so we were prime age for this in the TGIF line up in the 90's.

If I were the Olsens I wouldn’t want to spend any extra time around Candice Cameron no matter how much they were paying me.

I spent all of my Friday night watching this sitting in my pajamas and group texting all of my late twenties friends who were also doing the same. Our consensus is that it kind of sucks but none of us care. They definitely know their audience and have a lot of little *winks* to the camera throughout.

Anybody else a rabid Paula fan? I love her on so many levels.

... makes the Dark Lord look like a “likable guy” who’s “cool and irresistible to women.”

They’re just upset that he’s a man of wealth and taste. He’s been around for long, long years and he’s stolen many a man’s soul and faith. I mean, he was around when Jesus Christ had his moments of doubt and pain. Didn’t you know he made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate.

6 Dozen Moms In Lifeless Marriages That Aren’t Divorced Yet Because When You Make A Commitment To God You Keep It And Besides It’s Better For The Kids’ Sake

They should really rename it 6 Dozen Moms. That would probably be more accurate.

To be fair, “irresistible” is kind of his shtick. That’s not even theologically controversial.