You're the only one crying, here, guy.

They won't call him soft. They'll call him an idiot for wearing so much padding in a gym without air conditioning.

I agree - it's important to begin the wild speculation and trial by uniformed media immediately.

I think Top Gun was/is the best US military (Navy) propaganda film ever made! I still love it to this day. This vid makes me love it more!

A 3-second look is appreciating that a person is attractive. More than that is staring and rude to the person and your partner. The Mr and I try to enjoy people together, though, so it is not unfair. I'll say, "She has pretty legs," and he can look all he likes. Or he'll say, "That man has nice cheekbones," and I look…

My late mother always said "You are NOT taking me out to a restaurant on Mother's Day. That's when all the people who never eat out are at restaurants, and I'm not eating with those idiots."

Having put in my time as a server, I try to stay the hell out of restaurants on days like today. *high five*

They're playing at SXSW in 2015, though Pitchfork already says they're "over."

I think this is great for the Browns. The fanbase, and the whole city really, should be fired up.

Holy shit I forgot about the Frito Pie. That is one of the best things I've ever had at the Fair. FORGIVE ME, BIG TEX.

I had the fried Frito pie and also fried (battered, even) bacon strips. Mother of GOD. They now exist only in daydreams...

This is the only place to go to get your things fried.

*screams and throws pills at you while doing a terrible job acting*

The market exists, but it is only ladies with smaller breasts who don't need support. If you need a size bigger than a B, this will actually be quite unflattering. Support after age 17 is pretty crucial.....just letting you in on a little trade secret.

But maybe Blake Griffin can play half the game. Surely Donald is okay with half of him, right?

As a democrat, i wholeheartedly support this message. Also, what kind of asshole calls himself the masked progressive?

Go fuck yourself dickbag.

every cowboys fan knows we're going 8-8, with a soul crushing defeat in week 17.

The guy was just accurately predicting a blown save later in the day.

AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! Okay, that is the WORST of both worlds!! I always feel so sorry for the tech support people. At least most people in restaurants know how to accomplish the basic tasks required to eat out. Nobody deserves to spend 8 hours a day trying to explain computers to people who have very little hope of…