My thoughts exactly. You have a bisexual man in a whorehouse with his "into sharing" lady friend and he is flat out telling a guy to start stripping and we STILL don't get male nudity? Because GOD FORBID the guys who watch GoT have to feel sexually uncomfortable while watching the show. Can't imagine what that's like.

ALL I WANTED WAS SOME HOT ACTION BETWEEN THESE TWO AND IT WAS STOLEN FROM ME. I was so upset.

When you play the game of thrones, you either bone or you get interrupted and it causes this whole bunch of shenanigans.

Oh, tumblr. Not with that new haircut.

I may be biased as a gay guy, but enough with the tits and ass, especially whore tits and ass! We get it! Most of the women in the GoT universe are just fuck toys. Solid writing, guys.

I was seriously disappointed when they halted Oberyn's undressing of the blond dude after the gratuitous female nudity. I may possibly have said out loud "Oh come on, bring on the dongs!" My husband was amused, anyway.

Team Old Daario! New Daario is very nondescript. Old Daario was cheesy but at least he looked different to every other guy in the show.

HBO, you are the worst. You do so much ridiculous and absurd sexposition but then when it comes to one of the hottest foursomes of all time you drop the ball?!

My thoughts on new Daario.

There were a few subtle and enjoyable character moments in this episode. The internets was kind enough to grant me some gifs of them.

It's funny that he blamed Drew. If I remember correctly Drew wrote an article about the interview saying that despite Pat's comments they seemed like nice and friendly people even though they probably knew that he didn't share many of their views.

I am from San Antonio, and my grandparents moved to Denton years ago, and every time I come up I bring sacks of HEB brand products because they miss it so much. I told my husband I will only move somewhere with an HEB or HEB equivalent (don't think that really exists. It is so reasonably priced!)

I've only been away 4 years and I miss so much about TX, HEB (and Central Market) are a big part of what I miss. That and breakfast tacos/all tacos. I live in Ontario, they think that tacos come in an Old El Paso box and it makes me want to cry.

And that kickass fajita chicken!

I have lived in Texas all my life, but I never knew the glory of HEB until I moved to Austin, and then Houston (and actually, this particular one is my local HEB). HEB is THE SHIT. I regularly save $20 per visit versus evil Kroger. Local product, and the smell of fresh tortillas upon entrance, and the best fresh…

That point made me wonder if I was missing something? Is wet tamponing a thing? I thought I was a little kinky but I have clearly been proven wrong.

Plus that guy explaining the different parts of Texas! (And if anyone is on the fence, the movie is directed by Richard Linklater of Dazed and Confused and Before Sunrise fame.)

Matthew grew up in East Texas and his accent is genuine. As most Texans, even if you move out of the state, when you are passionate about something, your accent comes back even thicker. And...let him enjoy the spotlight. He earned it!

Also sorta on topic...see Bernie some time. One of the best movies of 2012, McConaughey is really good in it and of all people, Jack Black is great in it in a part way outside his usual wheelhouse. Plus, occasional appearances by McConaughey's mother as a local towns person and she steals every scene's she in.