That. Is. AMAZING. Beautiful nicknaming.

I’m of the opposite mind after growing up in an AL market then seeing NL play & falling in love with the strategy of “how the fuck do you deal with getting around this hole in the lineup?” I love the hell out of NL play, it led me to find the team I’ve been all-in with since my late teen years, and every time I start…

I’m now sad that I’ve lived in Austin for 15 years & have never witnessed such a person in the flesh (Troopers at the Capitol don't count). Then again, I tend to be more of a Book People person - never much made it to Borders, even when it was still a thing.

“Austintonian”??

And here I was hoping someone would pull adorable little Anthony Rizzo into the ring...

My dad believes this one too & hated when my mom would watch “This Old House” back in the pre-HGTV days.

Yeah, we visited the book depository in school on a field trip - there's no damn way he acted alone from that vantage point.

Once Joel McHale got to talking about FEMA Camps, I said a silent prayer that my mother didn’t watch this. She’s totally Team They’re Taking Our Guns + Throwing Us In FEMA Camps, and my god, she would use this work of fiction as yet another excuse to ship me boxes of emergency rations.

Oh man, the delayed-because-I’m-gaming poop. I remember holding so damn much back when I was a young’un because I knew that if I paused my Mario game, my bratty little sister would absolutely turn off the NES & I’d lose all progress. Mom had no idea why I got constipated so much at that age.

THANK YOU! My very first Dolly memory was watching her & Kenny perform that on a variety special on my aunt’s big cabinet TV sometime in the early ‘80s (I must've been 3 or 4 at the time). I just remember being amazed at how awesome she was.

More than 500 San Antonians came out to a WingStop the other day for a Boban autograph session, some of them even waiting 11 hours for the opportunity! Spurs fans are the right kinda nuts.

Yup, my first was at their second TX location (over by the Target) in College Station when my family moved there in ‘97. By the time I moved to Austin 3 years later, they’d just opened up the 38th Street location & all was right in the world.

I'm still 100% Team Freebirds. Had them before Chipotle was ever in my area, and I'm absolutely addicted to their barbecue sauce on my burrito. Mmmmm...

I guess I’m the weirdo here, because I find the brand far less “addicting” than other lip balms (Burt’s Bees included), and despite both having incredibly sensitive skin which is prone to irritant rashes & living in a more mold-friendly environment, I’ve never had an issue with their products. Hopefully that never…

Ol’ Double-J doesn’t want to risk losing the longtime-loyal South Texas Cowboys fanbase (or their kids). And I read an article on SACurrent last year about the Spurs not being too happy with the idea either (link: http://m.sacurrent.com/Blogs/archives… ) unless they were included in some deal to sell them a…

It used to be legal here in my state too, right up until 2 weeks before I turned 21 & the law changed. Go fig.

Well, you guys still have a shot at the Raiders if Oakland doesn't give them what they want...

I’ve never heard this song before, but my roommate recognized it immediately from an old SXSW sampler CD he got at the fest way back when. That music video is so very, very ‘90s that it makes me miss high school dearly. (RIP Bowie too.)

Soooo, are the Raiders going to try to toying with San Antonio again? Because that was entertaining last time(s) NFL teams teased the city. I mean, the only other team in town already wears silver & black, so there’s that.

I hope not, but over a lifetime of being a Cowboys fan, if there’s one thing Jerry loves, it’s someone who he thinks will sell jerseys & merch. And there are enough Aggies down here who would buy in on anything for their Heisman boy.