Kim Davis must be channeling him all of her homophobia powers.

As a Cubs fan, about half of me is in this emotional state too - the other half is going “come on girl, you’re a Cubs fan, what’d you expect?” Damnit, Mets, y’all better go beat the shit out of the Royals in the World Series...

Kyle gave the least amount of fucks during rookie hazing. When asked why he didn’t go for a long dress, he said, “Because I have great legs.” (Not a joke either, that exchange legit happened.)

The team is doing exactly that, at least for the rest of the postseason.

Cubs fan, so last time I cried live for them was 2003. But this commercial legitimately gets me tearing up every damn time I watch it, to this very day (like, right now):

Idiots like that just give reasonable Texans & Cowboy fans like me yet another reason to avoid Jerryland on Sundays. (The others being drunk Okies, expensive shit parking, expensive shit seats, traffic, and Rowdy.)

Oh look, Goodwill couture.

Even Cubs fans hate the kind of Cubs fans that would go to the DraftKings Lame-Ass Corporate Bar O’ Shitty Beer rather than keep to the same stinky old dive they’ve been watching the Cubs mostly-lose in for decades.

Dude, those people were jerks and pretty much anyone reasonable admits the blame lies with Alou and then the rest of the team for blowing the rest of that game AND the one after it. Don't lay that on the whole damned fanbase.

There will be “knuckleheads” everywhere on his broadcast today.

HEAR HEAR! The Cubs & Bucs will never truly hate each-other as long as they have to deal with the evil assholes that are the Cards & their “bfib” jackasses.

That’s why the Cubs never took on that “tradition” - they were determined not to let the terrorists win. Or themselves, but that's just Cubs baseball in general...

I adore those uniforms. So amazingly ‘70s, bless them.

They’re my AL team of choice this payoffs round (since they were former NL Central bros with my Cubs & we both hung out in the MLB basement together a few years back). I’m also someone who grew up in DFW & was introduced to baseball via the Ryan(pitching)-era Rangers, yet I’m definitely not pulling for those guys at…

He tweeted that 12 hours before the contentious retweet.

“Jebus?” Have you been to Austin, say, in the last 25 years?

Diana, if your team bests my own in that one game, then I’m behind you crazy kids all the way. I hate that it has to come down to these two teams for the one-and-done (most Cubs fan friends of mine feel like our teams are kinda NL-Central-bros), but I think we can all be pals & rally together with the a heartwarming…

“Ben Whataburger”

I’m fairly certain Yeezy isn’t wearing a Cubs jersey there. Any actual fan of the team would solely use something like that for kindling.