I adore those uniforms. So amazingly ‘70s, bless them.

They’re my AL team of choice this payoffs round (since they were former NL Central bros with my Cubs & we both hung out in the MLB basement together a few years back). I’m also someone who grew up in DFW & was introduced to baseball via the Ryan(pitching)-era Rangers, yet I’m definitely not pulling for those guys at…

He tweeted that 12 hours before the contentious retweet.

“Jebus?” Have you been to Austin, say, in the last 25 years?

Diana, if your team bests my own in that one game, then I’m behind you crazy kids all the way. I hate that it has to come down to these two teams for the one-and-done (most Cubs fan friends of mine feel like our teams are kinda NL-Central-bros), but I think we can all be pals & rally together with the a heartwarming…

“Ben Whataburger”

I’m fairly certain Yeezy isn’t wearing a Cubs jersey there. Any actual fan of the team would solely use something like that for kindling.

A sparkling example of “the best fans in baseball.”

Makes sense, historically. Series kept adding games for some time. But nope, MLB decided more wild card games were the answer (which is good, but improvements can still be made).

Psst - most of us feel sorry for the poor guy too.

This has been the best season of my life while rooting for the Cubs. I don’t even care if we blow it in the playoffs at this point because it’s been so damn fun this whole time.

It’s just going to be a giant scrolling page filled with “Hahahahaha...” and so on, until the last line, which just says “No.”

They’re honorary (because fuck Bud Selig), and I agree with the ranking of them above the Cards.

If my Cubs get knocked out (which, let’s be honest, if history continues to do what it do, they will), then I’m all aboard the Mets train.

Time to make another altar... (This one was from spring this year.)

Blessed Ann, I miss her daily. (And I thank my lucky stars that my own public school sex ed occurred here in Texas when she was in office - I at least got some decent info other than “don’t do it!”)

I want to see it, but it comes out the same day as Star Wars. I promise that if the new SW movie is good/great, my geekiness will not allow me to be in the mood to watch much of anything else at that time.

I don’t know if things have changed since I babysat back in the ‘90s, but all the adults usually did the whole “eat whatever you like if you get hungry” thing. I usually munched on whatever caught my eye, and in return for their kindness & trust, I’d be sure to straighten up the living area & clean up the kitchen sink…

I can’t escape it. Ads for both companies are *everywhere* as of late. My MLB audio feeds, every goddamned football game (pro & college), even my movie-nerds-who-know-nothing-about-sports podcasts! Just... STOP. Draw Play understands:

Dude, both our teams played like ass last night, and the homeplate ump alone had the wonkiest strike zone I’ve seen in some time. Don’t fuckin’ worry, you’ll win today, we’ll leave this series even, you lot will probably do better next week in Wrigley, and we’ll be right back where we started, with everything heading…