Dallas-born ‘80s-kid Cowboys fan here, and I have the exact same struggle. I was taught 2 things: always cheer for the Cowboys, and never support a Houston franchise.

He has talked about the Steelers already. He’s roasting EVERY NFL team, in order from worse record to best. He does it, literally, every year here. Try to have a sense of humor about your team - I know I have one with mine (which is why I cannot wait until tomorrow’s entry).

Oh, you are in for a TREAT. Drew cooks up some great stuff every Thursday revolving around the upcoming weekend’s NFL games. To say much more would do it a disservice, but just think of this “Why Your Team Sucks” series as a fun amuse-bouche (in Top Chef terminology) to its coming greatness. I can’t wait.

I love them too, but to be honest, the last work of theirs I truly enjoyed was Embryonic. It really is one of those albums I can listed to on loop & not get tired of. But everything else since has just seemed off to me & it kinda makes me sad.

I love them too, but I haven’t been able to listen to much of their more recent stuff without getting annoyed. And here I thought I was the one just getting old.

God, yes. I had a number of guys who I was interested in try to pressure me into a threesome back in my younger days because (a) I’m definitely not overtly girly, and (b) (quoting them) “c’mon, how can *you* NOT like girls?” UGH. I like girls fine as friends, but goddamnit, despite my best efforts at self-examining my…

According to the NYMag account of the event, you may be on to something:

It was a kinda-shitty time in my own life, but the memories of goofing off with my fellow movie theater coworkers at that time were some of the brighter spots at that age (and that song played every hour there as part of a few months’ lobby music loops, so it's permanently merged with those memories).

I can just imagine that Lindsey reaaaalllly sung & danced along whole-heartedly to everyone in attendance when the line “I’m sorry that YOU, seem to be CONFUSED...” came up every time the chorus played. Complete with accusatory finger-pointing.

To me, it just looks tragically rented (like he didn’t even go to a decent place, he just threw something on in 5 minutes after stopping into an Al’s Formal Wear) & it’s not fitted in the least. Baggy doesn’t ever strike me as even being remotely formal, and the legs & arms are both way too loose & long for him. Also,…

We could dedicate a whole new series of posts to how much Highland Park sucks.

That’s Naked *Julia Roberts*, you rom-com plebe.

I'm doing that internet thing where I assume you're a guy, but I find things like that are one small advantage of being a female sports fan. Those kinds of fans of other teams seem to just figure you're a silly girl & don't know any better than to root for whatever team & drop it after a few minutes.

I beg your pardon, but my fey boots are clearly gator skin. *goes back to sipping her soda*

As a Cubs fan, I feel the same way. (Or, if by some miracle we keep that WC spot, there will be some way to Cubs it up & get demolished in the first round.)

As a Born-in-Dallas Cowboys fan, I approve this message.

Speaking of Courtney Barnett, am I the only one who chokes up and/or straight up cries every time she hears “Depreston”? Maybe it's that my grandpa passed recently & my grandma is on her own & the imagery reminds me that someday in the future we'll have her own estate to deal with, and *sigh*, well, there I go again...

Counterpoint: I'm a Texan & I don't get it either. This lady is bonkers.

If you look closer at Italy, I’m pretty certain they just pasted the girl’s head on a completely different body.

A lack of understanding of how thigh gap works strikes photoshoppers yet again.