On the unwitting kinda-profanity front, one of my favorite movies when I was in kindergarten was "Stand By Me." (Hey, good movies are good movies.) I knew most "bad words" I wasn't allowed to say thanks to my mom washing my mouth out with soap, but this one somehow flew under her radar. So, there I was, an adorable 5…

My nephew's second birthday party was at one of these shitholes - it was an especially depressing one attached to a shopping mall in a college town (where you really have no other options for children's birthday parties besides McDonalds for over a hundred miles). When it came time to blow out his candles, the second…

I'm just sad that he still has to use an accent that's not his own natural (amazing) Scottish one. Once I saw some GoT behind-the-scenes stuff where he was speaking normally, oh mama. Hachi-machi!

As a Tex-Mex addict, you can take my queso when you remove it from my cold, dead, tortilla-chip-crusted hands...

Oh god, it's this kind of thing I'm dreading figuring out when I get married to the guy I'm with. I was raised Southern Baptist & my parents are still full-throttle Bible thumpers. My guy was raised by an Irish Catholic mom & Creole/French Catholic dad, Catholic school, whole 9 yards. They're not particularly…

On an unrelated note, it's so weird to know that you're Imgur-famous but still have a burner icon over here.

*sigh* As a born-and-raised Texan who loves her state and is as liberal as possible (despite being raised by conservative Southern Baptist republicans) and votes against idiots like this in every election she possibly can...

Every time I read/hear Dusty's name, I just remember the bizarre phrase "clogged bases."

When my parents moved us to College Station during the middle of my high school years, I knew things were going to be pretty dire when I saw a billboard on Highway 6 saying their lone mall had "Over 100 BIG CITY Stores!" (Meaning, stores in every other mall, ever.) I recall it being big news when Best Buy and Barnes &…

I'm still wearing bootcut, as my hands are not yet cold or dead. I just DGAF if people find it ugly, I'm comfy & feel like it still looks good on me.

DUDE, it's, like, super-edgy, because the other scenery is so, like, glum and boring and unsexy, and then BOOM! Sexy lady in undies! It's like, ironical or something! I bet his next super-edgy art project will be taking photos of hot chicks in the city dump, or at the graveyard, or, like, a sadder-than-usual Cubs game.

Honest question: do they expect just one parent to work where you live? Or not be single parents? Because most jobs in the corporate realm that I am in would not let you off to be home when the kid's bus arrives. You'd have to find a new job (or none at all).

I saw a 5 year old-ish kid walk into the grocery store from outside the other day, crying, alone, and looking a bit lost. Me & another adult dude stood near the door as the kid walked further up the row of registers, just to be sure he was going to be okay, then we saw one of the grocery store workers take him aside.…

Shame on old school Sesame Street, promoting child neglect!

Tried to make the Best Friend relationship work for 7 years. Our sex drives don't match AT ALL. Had to finally come to decision time and decided to step things back to officially Best Friends (only) again. It was tough, because I really didn't want to hurt him, but I need passion in my relationship, and it just…

I don't know about other ladies, because I'm not them, but I've tried a number of times to get pleasure from butt-play and it just doesn't work for me. With as much attention as it's been getting lately, it makes me feel like there's something wrong with me for that too. :(

Dallas-born Cowboys fan here, and I agree that the flag was deserved & shouldn't have been picked up (and Dez deserved one too - keep on the sideline, dude). I can't be sad that my team won, but it does suck that this happened & is dominating the coverage. But don't worry, they'll likely lose beautifully in Green Bay…

Granted, part of the dispute is that Wendy's wanted DavCo to update their POS systems to Aloha, which is kind of like "updating" to a Yugo Hatchback, but that's beside the point.

I hope Drew is responsible for the bulk of it. A few instructions on what to update, but otherwise something beautifully snarky & full of caps lock.

As someone who had to live in that town during high school, I can confirm. Aside from football, this will be the most talked-about thing for years.