nightelfmohawk
nightelfmohawk
nightelfmohawk

DUDE, it's, like, super-edgy, because the other scenery is so, like, glum and boring and unsexy, and then BOOM! Sexy lady in undies! It's like, ironical or something! I bet his next super-edgy art project will be taking photos of hot chicks in the city dump, or at the graveyard, or, like, a sadder-than-usual Cubs game.

Honest question: do they expect just one parent to work where you live? Or not be single parents? Because most jobs in the corporate realm that I am in would not let you off to be home when the kid's bus arrives. You'd have to find a new job (or none at all).

I saw a 5 year old-ish kid walk into the grocery store from outside the other day, crying, alone, and looking a bit lost. Me & another adult dude stood near the door as the kid walked further up the row of registers, just to be sure he was going to be okay, then we saw one of the grocery store workers take him aside.

Shame on old school Sesame Street, promoting child neglect!

Tried to make the Best Friend relationship work for 7 years. Our sex drives don't match AT ALL. Had to finally come to decision time and decided to step things back to officially Best Friends (only) again. It was tough, because I really didn't want to hurt him, but I need passion in my relationship, and it just

I don't know about other ladies, because I'm not them, but I've tried a number of times to get pleasure from butt-play and it just doesn't work for me. With as much attention as it's been getting lately, it makes me feel like there's something wrong with me for that too. :(

Dallas-born Cowboys fan here, and I agree that the flag was deserved & shouldn't have been picked up (and Dez deserved one too - keep on the sideline, dude). I can't be sad that my team won, but it does suck that this happened & is dominating the coverage. But don't worry, they'll likely lose beautifully in Green Bay

Granted, part of the dispute is that Wendy's wanted DavCo to update their POS systems to Aloha, which is kind of like "updating" to a Yugo Hatchback, but that's beside the point.

I hope Drew is responsible for the bulk of it. A few instructions on what to update, but otherwise something beautifully snarky & full of caps lock.

As someone who had to live in that town during high school, I can confirm. Aside from football, this will be the most talked-about thing for years.

"The longer this goes, the bigger the hammer that will fall on you."

I kind of hate myself for how much I goddamn LOVE one of those Harajuku fragrances. It's seriously my favorite scent to wear, but I feel so shitty supporting that kind of cultural appropriation. :(

Or all the Mac/Mc/Mak names for girls. Guess what, folks? You just named your adorable little lady-angel "son of". Good job. (Maybe that's just my hang-up.)

Where I live, non-chain restaurants are a way of life. And I see kids in most of them all the time. I'm not about to frequent trashy microwaved-blandness joints just because procreation occurred.

There's a bar-o-meter that I think is appropriate or not for kiddos, and I see a lot of kids & babies out and about with the parents when adults are enjoying a few beverages here in Austin. It could be that my circle is in prime baby-making age, and that many of us are craft beer fans, but I don't bat an eye at a baby

the Cubs would look pretty well set up to become a not-bad baseball team for the first time in a while

I am a Texan and I definitely hoard the Pike books I have left. (I'm still pissed at my 8th grade History teacher for taking away "Scavenger Hunt" from me in class because I wouldn't stop reading it and pay attention to the lesson. I was told I'd get it back at the end of the year. I did not.)

Still own all three. So damn good.

Not controversial in my mind. Goosebumps came out when I was on the cusp of high school. They always felt too kiddie to me. Meanwhile, I can still go back and re-read Fear Street (and some Christopher Pike stuff too).

My previous BF was not into the idea of sex for complicated reasons. We shared a bed for the duration of our 7-year relationship, but never once saw each-other nude, much less enjoyed each-others genitals. It was part of what ultimately led to the dissolution of the partnership, but everyone always assumed we had been