Correction: the beer cans within the pack is their Peacemaker Ale. They call it a good Anytime beer in this campaign because it's got a light flavor and easy-drinking at any time. Now, if they'd only sell me some Black Thunder in a 99-pack, then I'd be one happy Austinite...

I'm with you on Scary Stories, but you better step off of Fear Street. They were the best (along with Christopher Pike's books). And, just for clarity's sake, I was well into my teens by the time Goosebumps became a thing, and by then they were too "little kid-y" for me to enjoy.

I usually don't get symptoms too terribly when it comes to emotional shit around my period, but holy crap, this week I've been a weepy mess. Just crazy sadness hitting me from out of nowhere. I'd rather be angry at this point.

You're not crazy. I think it's the fact that we have the ability to know so much instantly nowadays that leads to this line of thinking. If you don't know what's going on, then it could be bad. Back when I was a kid, most people I knew didn't even have answering machines. If you called somewhere and nobody picked up…

"I swear, after the third loss I never saw another Houston shirt again. Coincidentally, a whole lot more Cowboys shirts starts appearing out of nowhere the further into the Texans descent it went."

Imgurians unite!

Seriously, as another Texan, those grandparents are everywhere. They're fantastic folks usually, and with the best intentions, but they will not blink when thinking of passing on to a younger generation those things they find important, be it bibles, guns, or how to properly store and care for your set of workshop…

I will have it known that I in fact loved "Can't Hardly Wait" when I was working at a movie theater in high school, thank you very much!

All of these replies require me to educate those who have no idea what we're talking about by way of YouTube:

As a lady and a Dallas-born lifelong Cowboys fan, if there is in fact a Hell, then something like this would probably be part of my own eternal torture.

Wait, how long ago did Marvin die? This kid could be him reincarnated! Quick, somebody show the kid some slime in an ice machine & see what he does!

You *monster*.

Marvel needs to bust out something like this again, stat:

It was hilarious in our theater - you could definitely see the age difference in reactions. Anyone who was a kid in the '80s made loud exclamations, anyone younger just looked confused overall.

It was amazing. That and Chappelle's Show existing in my early 20s was the best.

C'mon, nothing at Austin events is cheaper than Lone Star/Pearl. I can get $1 tall boys of those two any day in this city.

Oh, it's an actual razor. That's a bummer. I was hoping for a more reasonably-priced version of some Norelco thing my sis has that she can use on dry skin. This product just looks like pain and expensive replacement cartridges waiting to happen.

Lipstick/lip gloss WITHOUT sparkly shit.

Oh. My. GOD. That would be game-changing. Hell, roll it out for all top-covering clothes! You have no idea how many cute dresses with hemmed waistlines I see and love and want to throw my money at, and then I try it on... and thanks to my boobs, that waistline is halfway between my belly button and underwire. So…

Totally anecdotal and in no way indicative of the way things are in the rest of the nation, but I noticed for the first summer in a while at least half (if not more) of fast food places I tend to pass on a daily or even weekly basis have "now hiring!" signs out like crazy here in Austin. The city even had to delay…