Thank you, and IDGAF if the voice is an Osmond, I still think he's hella hot.

Maybe I've just gotten too numb after hearing 20+ years worth of how my lack of a penis means I don't understand and/or am ruining sports by simply liking them, but at this point, whenever I hear bullshit like this, all I can do is...

The best thing about babysitting my cousins back in the day was that I had perfected my mimic of their mom's Look. It was awesome.

And Cubs fans at that time were saying things like "It's only been 10 years, I'm sure we'll win another title soon enough..."

"No-one knows what it's like to a windshield... in Boston... with hooligans..."

Anyone honestly making fun of a Miata knows nothing about cars.

Someone doesn't understand that kids can read. Also, she should tuck this into a Chick Tract attached to a toothbrush, that way they can get a full triumvirate of Sucky Halloween "Treats".

Atticus, that's understandable under the Boys list, but I'm honestly kinda sad Scout is only in that list too, rather than at least in the Girls list (if not both).

What about Franz Kafka Airport? (I know, because it's fake...)

I can go around active like Betty Bacall 'til the cows come home...

I look at the map now, and all I think is "Bills, Bills, Bills"...

Weird, only a small handful of Mexican-Americans I know are Republicans, despite the Catholicism. Then again, they came from labor families, so I think those ties remained strong throughout the generations.

That's my BF's name! He's a Texan! (Though he was born in '76, but still.) Then "Twilight" had to come along and sway even this state toward "Jacob"...

Hey! There I am! (Though I was born about a state or so westward.)

I'm not ranting about the celeb, and I don't HATE any PERSON, I'm discussing *music* and musical merit and quality. I could give a fuck about the famous part. She can be famous until the cows come home, I don't care. I just hate listening to shitty music, and having friends my own damn age behaving like teens about…

Little Caesars can try to lure me in with super-cheap terrible pizza, but thankfully Pizza Patrón is around here as well with their far superior (to LC's) super-cheap pizza.

Thank you. This gets left out so often. My team had one more chance to pull off a win, and NOPE, they fucked that up on their very own, even after they took a lead into the 5th inning.

As a Cubs fan, I blame Moises for the fact that Steve became the lightning rod for fan frustration and, in turn, had to go through such shit (and those that put him through said shit are assholes of the highest degree. Fuck them, seriously). If he hadn't overreacted, it wouldn't have been such a big deal and wouldn't…

Bad news for me is that there is no NL-rules baseball for (quite literally) nearly 1000 miles. I'm just praying for San Antonio to get an expansion NL team if that ever happens again.

Yates may not have the results that those particular Texans fans need, but he does provide the results they deserve.