Hmm, ruined expensive electronics (because I am a klutz and my water inevitably gets knocked over at least once every 6 months), orrrrrr, maybe a few more wrinkles because I drink out of a straw on a covered cup (or from a Camelbak bottle). Meh. I'm gonna get old anyway. Straws it is.

That looks like it's still kinda huge, but yes, that is something I'd definitely be interested in buying.

Me and the mate were looking at our small truck options (because we live in a city and have no need for the behemoths that are even the F-150s and Silverados of today, but still like having a bed and some hauling capacity for things like weekends out in the country, occasional need to move furniture, etc.), and we…

The black labs/lab mixes! I DIE!

Warning: not snark/joke.

"What TV show has been fapped to the most?"

Hey now, I distinctly remember spinning in circles for fun was a kid and it wasn't for "no reason" - (a) in my imagination, it created this little island around my feet that I was attempting to remain on, and (b) getting dizzy was funnnn. Especially when you only have all of a foot or two to fall to the ground & a lot…

No alcohol allowed?? What godforsaken water park are you going to? Thank heavens for Schlitterbahn... so long as you get in that Master Blaster line right when the park opens - otherwise, just forget that ride & enjoy your boozy bar pools.

Yeah, the longer it goes on, I get more & more annoyed by Miley's "Sinead O'Rebellion" phase - especially when it comes to crap like this.

A vast swath of Texas sports fans just cheer for whatever team isn't quite so miserable at that time. 10 years ago, I saw waaaayyyy more Astros fans around here than Rangers, but that's reversed since the northern team went to the WS twice and the southern team, well, I think we all know how the Astros are doing…

Your comment is 100% what I came here to say as well. A "Gypsy"-themed party revolving around the musical is something I'd LOVE to attend & would commend heartily.

Yeah, she totally comes off as someone who would throw the "best" Cinco de Mayo parties (and not get the jokes laid out in the video). I have family that refer to her as "That little Disney fresa."

News to me: Aggies have apparently upgraded (I guess?) from sheep to goats. Look out, chickens, the Poultry Sciences building may be the next hotbed of activity out in the Brazos Valley.

Goddamn age cutoff - it finally was approved for use when I was a year past the cutoff. Grrr...

Houston Oilers, Number 1... in holding a fanbase hostage for a new stadium.

Sorry, yelling at staff in any store is not going to make a part magically be in stock. Sucks, but that's life. (Also, if the person on the phone did tell her it was absolutely going to be there, I want to kick them wherever it will hurt the worst. A referral isn't hard to get right - just warn people that it *may or…

Geese are the most evil bastard birds on the planet. I regret that we don't eat those jerks more often these days.

Gahhh! So awesome!! I'd offer the idea of bringing him some bubble gum, but I'm sure that by this point in life he's gotten all he'll ever need from adoring fans. Ask if he has any badass Cyndi Lauper stories!!

I'm fairly certain you can just put a camera up any day at Wellington, NZ's airport and catch a fair share of hairy landings. (Seriously, when I went there, it was the most awful, scary landing of my life.)

Ancient Scots were pretty damn close to the Wildlings, so I'm 100% okay with this theory (at least in regards to "fuck your dumb king, we'll take care of our own). Also, Romans didn't want to even bother with them either, so they built up the adorable-in-comparison-to-Westeros's-wall Hadrian's Wall.