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Ugh, don't get me started with those Domain-dwelling tools...

My first semester at UT, way back in the early 'Aughts, I lived on the upper floor of Taos Co-Op, so I had frequent run-ins with the incredibly bro-tastic bro population in West Campus all the damn time. I loved my time in the building itself, filled with a plethora of dirty hippies & creative types, and haunting area

As an Austinite, I agree with this point: yes, the Austin season of The Real World did suck. All they ever did was walk two blocks down to Dirty 6th & get shots at the Chugging' Monkey (or some other douchey, fratty bar). It annoyed the fuck out of me at first, but then I realized that they were awful people & I was

Ah, Lone Star, my cheap-ass beer of choice.

NO. I live in Austin, and just NO. SXSW & UT football game days are already a big enough clusterfuck.

As a former resident of the mighty Tulsa-area suburb of Bixby, I just have the following to say: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA, oh, that's a good one Tulsa. A good one indeed...

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Having things in color really does make the most remarkable difference in the world, seemingly breaking down some mental wall we put up (or at least that's the case with me). I went through my grandma & grandpa's Kodachrome slides that the haven't seen in a decade (since the slide projector broke) and scanned them

I asked myself both those questions first time I saw an episode! (And I still ask the second part, which is why I just go and claim her as my Spirit Animal.)

Yeah, I'm 32 now, so my mom's freaking out about my "window closing!!!" and BF's mom claims to want a grandchild before she "get's too old" (she just turned 60 & is in fine shape), but I'm not quite there yet. And my paternal grandmother is totally in my corner, which helps out at holidays.

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It's definitely Hanna Hart of "My Drunk Kitchen" (who just so happens to be my spirit animal), though I don't recognize exactly what video the gif is from. But she's drinky, and hilarious, and punny, and awesome. Here's one of my more recent favorite episodes.

Heh, see, even there I'd be out of luck because I refuse to go to any theater other than my local one that has a VERY strict no talking policy and doesn't allow kids under the age of 6 in at all. Those kids know to STFU!

Yeah, that little guy? He's not helping my attempts to stave off reproduction with my boyfriend. Little kids like him make me want to take them home forever.

I'll be placing a strongly-worded call once my work shift is over.

Yeah, our private practitioner when I was growing up was super fundie, and ugh, the things he would say to me as warnings when prescribing me birth control (because of other medicine I was taking) were just awful and straight-up untrue. But, nope, mom loves him because he believes in "miracles" too when she brings

Damn straight! Born & almost-completely raised here in Texas, and I've said for the longest time that my PROUDLY Liberal ass is staying and voting every chance I get, making sure that I'm heard, and giving the Republican asshats that end up somehow representing me a piece of my mind every time they send me an

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Ann's reign was brief but beautiful. I was a preteen and thankfully went through sex ed when she had better-than-abstinence-only courses being taught, and my school years were improved by her focus on education in general. It was right about the time I actually started paying attention to politics and what these

Awesome - and it looks like there was a particularly thick grouping of folks in front of Ann's portrait, which makes me even more happy and weepy. (I love Ann SO MUCH.)