Noooo, Morris, how can you be a puppet for the PRI? And I believed in you! *sniff* I guess it's back to hoping the PRD candidate wins (which seems to almost never happens outside of DF anyway)...

It'll hit you on your own when you least expect it. And it's a terrible thing when it does.

Yeah, jeans + tees are my go-to, and I don't mind. But I start seeing that whole "country club mom" aesthetic on people in adverts and I realize that they likely graduated around the time I did, and I have an immediate urge to yell at my TV "Who are you people and what did you do with Gen X???"

No, I don't go for those, but that's because I have school photos clearly reminding me how terrible I looked in them the first go-round.

I'm still in the early part of my 30s, but it was probably my mid-20s when I started feeling weird about how much I gravitate toward items in the Juniors department. I'm all, "Look, I *know* I'm an adult and shouldn't be wearing the same shit as some teens, but damnit, most everything in the Women's department just…

Oh man, despite the rust, the need to fix those few non-working items, and the possible issues with the roof, I'm so tempted to say NP. Also, that padded passenger-side crash pad seems perfectly positioned for feet-up reclining (yes, I know it's a safety hazard, but whatever), which is awesome. The sensible, logical…

Alright Fred, you earned this leftover french fry.

Oh jesus, and just before Father's Day to boot. Tragic.

Wait, do all of these take place at Whole Foods? Which store do I need to stalk to find him??

Yeah, no, I know plenty of Mexican-heritage folks that don't like Tejano/Norteño music (with the big exception being Selena). It's pretty much their version of Country music, but there's some great artists of all genres out of Mexico, you just have to know where to look to find them. I think my guiltiest pleasure is…

Exactly, and a lot of the families here who still speak Spanish (and English) & have Spanish last names have been in this state longer than any Anglo. This is why I get super pissed-off at such moronic statement, especially when they come from people who live here.

All those racists can stay the hell away from San Antonio & south Texas then, because this kid is awesome & they wouldn't understand how things are down here.

Oh, San Antonio... never change.

I always refer to them as "sea puppies" - IDGAF if the rest of the English-speaking world calls them "lions", they look like, bark, and are about as adorable as land-based dogs.

"Relax... it'll be over soon."???

Sailor Moon sees nothing wrong with this.

Look, if I wanted to get married surrounded by EXPEDIT shelves, I'd just hold the wedding in my own house. (On a related note, I may have an Ikea addiction. I don't think I want to be cured just yet, either. Of course, if I had more money or a REAL problem, then it'd probably be more of a West Elm/CB2/Design Within…

Someone teach me how to stop ogling Andrew Rannells. He pleases my eyes.

I know I'm not the only person who started humming or even singing this song while watching a certain something that a lot of people tend watch on Sundays tonight. My boyfriend just started looking at me like I was crazy.

The early '80s still had a lot of wordy ads. My uncle had enough National Geographics from that era (which I was born into) to imprint quite well in my mind that the early '80s were suffering through a huge '70s hangover for the first couple of years.