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"As their colorful cars dance through Paris..." Wait, isn't one of those '80s Isuzu Gemini commercials quite literally called "Dancing in Paris"?
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Great, now I have to think of a convincing alternative to "asshat"...
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The whole "not ladylike" thing has something that's struck me as odd since I discovered that women whistling used to also be seen as "unladylike". My grandmother taught me to whistle when I was 4. It's a very strong and very precious memory for me, and once I learned that tidbit of history, it made me wish she was…
I look forward to Jim's resurgent use of the phrase, "'Um' is not an answer!"
"Hello!" Paris needs to go be the DD on an episode of My Drunk Kitchen. That'd be awesome. (She's old enough to drive now, right? Definitely not old enough to drink, but I want an excuse for her and Harto to hang out.)
We can't have an All-ABA Final in the NBA. We still have to shame those teams for being formed as part of a rogue league!
Well, last I saw, Michelle Fairley's schedule just got cleared right on up... (Okay, I'm still mourning here.)
This only fuels my desire for the Spurs to win the Finals.
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On the plus side: Richard Madden can now be in something that might let him use his delicious natural Scottish accent. Mmm...
This looks like a job for Phil Hartman as Charlton Heston!
Red & Purple - I'll take them all, you can grave whatever's left. Mmm, cherry & grape...
Look at that little Waffle House dot in Austin. In a sea of awful, terrible, old-people-loving IHOP (and Denny's), it's the beautiful little trashy redneck waffle oasis. Also, if I'm doing pancakes in this city, I'm going to either Kerbey Lane or, on occasion, the Original Pancake House (mmm, Swedish pancakes with…
Okay, I'm on board with most of these, but I'll tell you this: I still got time for Sweet Brown. LOVE her.
I'm always on the lookout for a quality non-sausage-party superhero title to add to my pull list (because in my imagination I'm a lady who kicks ass, ergo, I like to read about ladies kicking ass - and get all groan-y when romance is jammed in for no goddamn reason), and I'll likely be adding X-Men on too. Also, why…
Yeah, fuck that girl very much. Her brain has a bad connotation.
I've heard it from just about every dual-race person I've known, regardless of the two races.
I just tend to (honestly) tell some of my friends with gorgeous, darker skin that I'm jealous of their functional melanin. (Because I am, but not in a malicious way, just in a "goddamn you, genetic lottery" way.) But only my closer friends. I usually am just around bitching at my own skin for only getting dark in…
We call each-other random variations of the word "sass" - things like Sass, Madam/Señor Sass, Sir Sassalot Von Sassenstein, Mayor McSassy, and so on. It all stems from an early-relationship connection over happily remembering the Phil Hartman "Sassy's Sassiest Boys" SNL skit (back in the dark ages of the web when NBC…
Woo, I'm slightly above median! (Not like I can dream of owning a house any time, though.)