Shit like this only happens in Africa.

SPIRAL BOUND NOTEBOOK IN AN URETHRA?!

@Purdueable: "Unfortunately, Kennedy took the 'in your face' too literally...and took a bullet to it a couple years later."

@j14: You have to have almost a million to lose almost a million. The dude lost almost a million, so he was the "almost-millionaire that lost it all".

@Dave: Holy crap. Your speed is amazing.

"...will be accessible anywhere you have a WiFi or 3G/4G connection..."

@Almightywhacko: It can't be completely disabled. I used to have a Sense phone, and while you can use the default home screen, the apps are still contaminated and the notification bar stays dark.

Bugatti Royale convertible. High style, comfort, beauty...it has it all.

@Serolf Divad: Asus EEE 701! This is all deja-vu.

Your mother.

@HardwareWars: I was the first comment?! Woah!

Well, she just can't answer her telephone, so I'm guessing she went to complain about her iPhone 4.

Now WHY does this have to be all echo-y?

@Svirfneblin: Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

@Hackintosh a.k.a. Jam Fist: I LOVE that frog.

@MifuneT: An LG LCD screen with an integrated iPod Touch? You just described an iPad, my friend.

@MaxPoint: I'd lean wid it first.

@BrtStlnd: Think about reasons NOT to love a Volvo—there aren't any. There it is.

@hawkeye18: Normally I'd get a picture of the following "pick the desert", but I can't find a picture.

@Dogen: That explains the episode where they made a dinosaur of a computer.