@Denver: "Jobs goes in to give Ballmer a slice with an iPod Nano, but Ballmer sa-wings back with a blunt blow to Jobs' head with a first-gen HTC Touch Pro!"

@leavethegun-takethecannoli: Momma won't let me do thems sciences. Says it's the work o'da devil and I gotta keep readin' the Bahble.

This is so BEYOND stupid.

@JalopJeff: That guy makes me want to barf. The barf would look like him.

@ZachMatthews: This would be even better with a little display in it, especially for uses like yours. I'd be all over that.

@Malthian: I'm trying to find the first reference to "Bitch Please", one of which you just received.

@maximum_sarge: You have to admit—it does look graceful.

Rainmeter NEVER works for me. As much as I'd love to do this, I can't.

I follow every single one of these rules, keep things light and comical, be relevant, and have been in this community for a while. I just want a star. :(

@dethklokso: Have you tried "Quick Uninstall" from the market? That was handy back in mah Android days. It would say like "This app is built-in, but we can mostly delete it. Want to try?" And you click "YEAH, BITCHEZ!" Well, maybe not that last part...

@drmrw: "Oh yeah baby...make me that oil spill in your deep horizon..."

@Fuzzy Logic: That's what they said about gasoline.

@zjgz: Psh. Who doesn't love "NO DVD IN SLOT"? Instant classic, it was.

@TheNobleRobot: Beat me to it. That thing is so hyptotising.

@strideo: Cheyah it is. Takes like 300+ MB of my computer's RAM. :D

@tvcity6455: They did have 2 extra months compared to everybody else. :P

@Unsilent Minority: I'm an amadidus.

The design seems feasible enough. I like it.

@dj underboob: Just bought my wi-fi model. :D

@Gotlactose: Why can't it handle Evernote? Back in my Android days, my wimpy-ass Droid Eris could handle it just fine (even with 1.5).