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That picture of him with the bubbles was ADORABLE.

My two year old runs to the terrace every morning and screams in his thick Queens accent, “Get atta hea!” at the pigeons as if it’s always the first time. Ah, toddlers. Ah, city kids.

Last year I volunteered at the community garden outside the public school in my neighborhood. When we pulled up the carrots, I swear, those kids were about to faint from the surprise. “THEY GROW IN THE DIRTS!” “WHAT ELSE IS UNDER THERE?” “IS THERE CANDY?!”

When I dropped my kid off at school today, all the kids on the playground were standing around a toad. Marveling at it, breathlessly amazed, all of them, like as if the toad were breathing fire. When my daughter saw this (very average sized, not at all extraordinary) toad, she shouted “WOOooooowwww!” like she had

It was fucked up but that gal does not need security. She is a BOSS. She elbowed that fucker in the face and went after him like, “WHAT NOW, BITCH??”

this dude should be permanently on house arrest with all the celebrities he’s physically harassed.

Yes Ivanka, Cosmo readers do and should care about issues impacting women and children (and families of all kinds) which is why they fucking asked you those questions.

Not sure what the fuss is about, I still got the search I was looking for...

That’s fucked. Heroin is destroying lives and this is the response? Not advocating good rehab programs, not railing against a rehab industry that exists only to Hoover up government money by keeping people hooked for as long as possible and relapsing as often as possible...nope, let’s just post photos of people at

I'm just confused. He's plenty old enough to be past the stage of wanting to rebel against Mommy so what gives? If Yoko Ono can accidently raise an Alex P. Keaton what hope is there for the rest of us?

That was my first response, but good for her, having the integrity not only to launch this product but to also ignore her son's idiocy (he's an adult, she's not responsible for his actions anymore).

I’m hard on Yoko but oh my god—What if you had a child and that child grew up to be a Nice Guy?! The horror.

I’m hurt that a son of a prominent feminist tried to mansplain mansplaining to me and how it was sexist and unfair to women. I’m so hurt by that.

Go to your room

Hipster reduction is perfect.