Holy crap, did that "office manager with breasts and lady arms" scene look bad. Doesn't FOX give Gotham enough money to be able to afford decent SFX?

I really hope they one day take the Top Chef finale to Paris. That could be quite amazing (and expensive for Bravo, I know).

Nick Jonas is 100% gay.
And I say that as a gay man.

The only thing I kept thinking about was "Say, where does a young prostitute get started in this town?"

Fringe was awful. But, hey, to each its own.

Both TDK and Fight Club are great movies. Shawshank? Completely forgettable. And I'm not a "stodgy critic."

You're right, I shouldn't have said kissed, I should have said displays of affection.
There are many times that I can recall where Phil was embracing Claire, or vice-versa. I don't recall a single time that happened with Cam and Mitch in recent episodes. Not to mention the fact that both of the other couples' sex lives…

It's Modern Family, a show where two married gay men still don't kiss each other. You don't expect the producers to include a gay kid, do you?

Dear AV Club, it's "meringue," not "merengue."

The shirtless Tyler scenes made me give this episode an A+.

No DOTA2? Errrm okayyyyyy

Fun fact: all babies are freaking ugly. I don't know how anyone can ever find those bald, slobbering, tiny things "cute."

"God knows, I never thought that the likes of Justin Timberlake and Mark Wahlberg would emerge from that inherently silly genre to become actors I actually look forward to watching, so what do I know."

I'm still pissed at the fact Sean got kicked out instead of Samuel. Sean was damn amazing.

It happens in the adult version as well. Basically, before, let's say, a meringue challenge, the contestants receive a quick course on how to cook a basic meringue. It is then up to them to a) execute it perfectly during the challenge and b) add their own twist to it.

I think they are referring to the adult version as well.

Personally, I really liked Sean. I have no idea why the judges chose Samuel over Sean in the pop-up restaurant episode.

Yep, saw it. And it was indeed depressing as hell. (SPOILER alert: I have a feeling the kid the dad saw was indeed Oliver btw, which makes it even more depressing, somehow).

Brown Belgian beer > Everything you just mentioned.

"Isn't this the second time the Elimination Challenge took place in the Top Chef kitchen & not some Boston locale? Another example of producers cutting corners."