I made some killer meatballs this week. If you’re interested*:

And yet I cannot find Ruthless People on this list at all.

I can’t really figure out what your favorite Bette Midler movie is. Care to give me a clue?

Preach.

Sitting here laughing at my desk. Cats really don’t give a fuck do they?

Too much smize.

Don’t hate.

It’s pretty clear that Hillary has a pretty good head of hair. It’s thick, silky, and grows quickly. I’m actually quite jealous.

I don’t have a problem with Wendy Williams. I like “Hot Topics”.

I am so glad I missed this style abomination (as I was working my first job out of college). I do thank god for small favors.

I’ll just leave this here.

I made tacos with swordfish. It was tasty but you could still taste the fish.

That is because cauliflower is terrible.

If you’re gonna show your ass, show all of it. Do what General Beauregard would’ve done. Keep that flag up no matter what.

My parents are there now. Its fucking awesome.

Sadly, I don’t think he’s that fearless anymore.

Not so sure. Mama spears wanted both kids in entertainment. Jamie Lynn has been carving her own path in country for a while. I find the song terrible, but then I’m not a big fan of country in general. However, don’t hate.

You too???? I left because I was starting to become a jaded smarmy douche bag like the rest of the young urban professionals. I wanted my soul back. Plus I was tired of ice and snow.

Just Beautiful. I need gif lessons from you.