You can assuage yourself in celebrating Christ-maukka in a Seth Cohen shrine in the corner of your bedroom. If you don't have one, you can use mine.

They need the money to support that big ass monstrosity off the freeway. Had they taken the money that they used to build that building and given it to those victims affected, perhaps they wouldn't be in this position. I am probably wrong it just feels good writing it cus I hate it so much.

You will get no complaint from me. He did it. He owned it. He did his time. Since then he's gotten clean and sober. My question is at what point does a person get forgiven?

If so, I want one.

http://youtu.be/ Fuck Clooney (His heart belongs to Cindy Crawford, and will therefore never be mine. Also we would have awesome after sex conversations)

I actually like this.

I beg to differ. There are many of us who remember when she died and thought he had killed her even then. The woman couldn't swim and was very uncomfortable being around water. When she died we all suspected foul play. I think there are many that would feel vindicated.

While the sloths are interesting, I found the true facts about angler fish to be way more fascinating.

Thank you for pointing that out. You beat me too it. Do not get your bad diner foods mixed up.

This show fawking rocks.

You know what's super awesome is to be Black with the ginger gene. EVERYONE on my mom's side of the family has red or blonde hair. I feel so special. Gingers of the world UNITE!

Having grown up in So Cal, and lived in Sherman Oaks, my accent is fairly strong. In fact someone recently just asked me, "are you from California?" It's pretty terrible. The rapid fire pace of conversation is pretty tell tale. Everytime I go back home, I talk faster and faster. Generally, my mother has to run…

If you're willing to go to the valley or some of the less nice areas you can find a spot. It's reasonable to find something in the 50-150 range.

It's actually Amber (that chick from GLEE), and not my beloved Jilly from Philly. Otherwise the video is delightful :)

I am here at work trying not to cry.

Aretha's fashion sense is notoriously bad. I've only seen her look good when someone else styled her. …

The only cure is total abstenence. Just know that your addiction is a disease, and I too have had to abstain. You are not alone. Everytime I walk past a housewares, I break out into a cold sweat.

I literally laughed out loud. Literally.

Uncle J0e will be super okay because he's white.

This is a a favorite for me. Large cats getting high on catnip. :)