My ten year old self just sqealed a little bit inside. The only way to make that better is to put Andrew Ridgely next to George. My love for him will never die.

Cute, but poor use of lemons. Tragic. I love anything with lemons in it.

I thought it was "flow like a heart beat daily and nightly...

Lindy, you are officiallly assigned to do the Dirt Bag forevah! I am giggling at my desk.

The only way to make this better is to have Hillary and Pelosi be on this episode. I am actually happy for Leslie that she met her heroes.

Because Ms Lohan, Ms Bynes infractions are traffic related. Yours with your reckless driving, having drugs on your person, and alleged theft make you more likely to go to jail. Ms. Bynes has plenty of time to get to your level of infamy.

The Ryan Lochte sketch was good too.

http://youtu.be/ My favorites was the puppet sketch. http://www.hulu.com/watch/401534#i1,p0,d2

I cried.

Trust me when I tell you my mother is a huge Aretha fan and I grew up listening to her. I am reluctant to talk about weight in general. What I didn't say is that Jill Scott would need to lose weight for the role. Just as Halle Berry would have to gain weight. However, I never said that she was too skinny, I said…

I think a good fit for Ms. Aretha is Jill Scott. I love me some Aretha, but Halle Berry is a wrong determination. She has never really had a true idea of what her body looks like and has never really dressed to compliment her shape (even when she was more svelte). Ms. Scott is built more like her and has the acting…

Well call me kooky, but I've never been invited to the cool kids table. I'll take it.

Thank you! Servicey.

This remains my favorite. http://americanidle.net/post/29076116305/mckayla-thinks-the-destruction-of-the-death-star

As a Native Californian, I make a point to eat all Mexican food in every state. I am somewhat biased in thinking that southern California's mexican food is the best. I was not a fan of Texas Mexican food as there is more of a "Tex-Mex" Southwestern thing going on. I never had an opportunity to have Mexican in New…

Well any press is good press. However, the fact of the matter is the traction came from a Real Sports/Sports Illustrated profile. America loves rags to riches story. The girl came from not only extreme poverty, but also growing up from being homeless to being a track star. People eat that shit up. If one can get…

I am.

That's effing stupid. Regardless of her personal life, her skin is beautiful.

In that case, well done.

High risk versus greater than 100% is a moot issue. The fact is I am risk adverse enough not to entertain the notion.The bottom line, according to her, is that it would be an inevitability that I would become depressed if I nurse. It's pretty fucking simple, when I get prego I will consult with my psychiatrist. If…