Bill Hader did a great job. I love him.

I am diggin this Cee Lo sketch! I think he's captured Cee Lo pretty well.

I am loving the Greek God sketch. I love greek mythology. I am liking that they are using some actual creativity.

There are tons of books written on the very subject. The fact of the matter is that we have to be just as cunning as our male counter parts. However, if we are to vocal and jocular we are considered bitches and domineering. It's even worse for women of color because you have to play against your ethnic stereotype. …

It's pretty typical for LA County. There is rampant over crowding. But here's the rub, she has pretty much flouted law every time they've given her flexibility. So they were REALLY strict with her probation schedule. If she does not follow it TO THE LETTER she will have to do the full 270 days. That said she…

I find they have a problem with Mexicans. (Because) we come to their country and we are not familiar with the language and the law."

Even Madonna had to learn sing properly for Evita. She's still terrible, but better training helps you to put less strain. Quitting smoking, drinking, and dairy also helps.

But when will they go away??????? Even Paris is fading away, no matter how hard she tries to stay, she is fading away....

I was 10 when they introduced the McRib. I hated it then, and I won't touch it now.

I'm sorry Kris Jenner was a fame hog from way back. When the OJ trial was going on, she and Bruce were right in front to comment. She was not able to capitaize on the OJ case like everybody else did, even though her ex-husband was handling the case (though we didn't know it at the time), so now we get to get to have…

My favorite really is Barack Obamas bad lip reading. It's awesome.

I found that video a couple weeks ago. When I feel down, I play it when I'm down.

I don't know. Here in DC, the Hipsters are still pretty pervasive. You can't get away from them. Maybe it's cus of the college kids. Maybe I've been in a bubble cus 6 years ago I was in grad school, and I didn't quite understand the Hipster concept. Have Brooklynite Hipsters moved on? Are they over it? Is it a…

She attended Ru-Pauls Drag U, and she has gotten breast augmentation.

I think it's good," said Lissie Bryant, who has an adult son who gets benefits. "There are so many people walking around here that are getting welfare that really don't deserve it and they're taking the money and buying drugs.

The Catholic Church is all judgementy. I seriously don't know how it works.

If it wasn't for the celebacy, the vow of poverty, and the being married to God, I would so be a Nun. My mother has known women to become Nuns after their children had grown and their husbands had died. I don't know how that works though.

Too. Effing. Cute.

We like to bastardize and repurpose Amendments all the time. Why not this time?

Isn't this an invasion of privacy? Unreasonable search and seizure? A girl can hope...