He’s going to be the President. Stop lowering the goddamn bar.

When you are the most fucking powerful man on the planet, you really should take two seconds and make sure your messages are clear and spelled correctly before hitting send.

The issue is that in some Southern states there are damn few places to go to get your ID. It takes a whole day and often giving up a day’s pay from your shitty job in addition to whatever the fee is.

Steve Kerr is pure class. Always has been.

Different kinda hoot. It’s a “shrooms or meth” kinda thing.

This White Sox fan is yelling that they’ve wasted Sale’s prime, and he’s still only 28 and they could’ve built around him but they kept putting forth a putrid roster and Trump is president and the Cubs won the Series and it’s winter and life sucks and fuck it I want all the whiskey.

A human with 3 guns on their person, and you’re arguing the verbiage used? One gun is prooooobably too many. Two, now you’re getting cachey. Three? Three tools for the sole purpose of putting holes in other humans. And you decide to comment about the description? 

Actually, the police have stated that they didn’t know the reason for the fight in that case, only that someone yelled something about Orange. But sure, that one unsubstantiated incident is the same as the avalanche of hate crimes against non-white people that began a year ago and flared right after Orange Man was…

No, you brought up Hillary.

It’ll be less satisfying when they’re convinced to blame the Democrats for it, though. And I’m 99.9% confident that’s how it’ll go.

I don’t trust 78 year olds to do much more than tell me fun stories about what it was like before Earl Warren fucked everything up.

1/ The C-Suite of Goldman are not “political outsiders.” Unless you don’t understand how special interests work.

Doc Rivers: Hold me back! Hold me back!

Mnuchin and Two Chin

Or a monkey or the “n” word

“Sorry Barron, it sucks to be scrutinized for every little thing because your parent decided to run for President. But hey, at least you won’t have anyone on the left calling you the First Dog”

“Instead they suspend him for 5/8ths of a season”

It’s always funny that those who call others weak are usually the biggest cowards. Special snowflakes who pretend to understand the difficulties of adulthood.

“Cuck” seems to be on of the alt-right’s new buzzwords, rooted in their image of anything which doesn’t confirm to their hyper-macho anti-intellectualism as “submissive”.

In reality, it’s a useful indicator for publicly identifying people as human pieces of $hit.