Mayhaps you tried too hard with this (way too clever and too long).

Gosh, all these comments are so clever, I just can't stand all the cleverness.

"As for the commercial viability of such a film, what with its futuristic setting and colonial themes and preternaturally gifted boy protagonist: It’s hard to say, as Dick was not fortunate enough to be a raging racist and homophobe."
Dude, you just slammed OSC! Hey Orson, you just got totally faced by Jason over here…

I don't recall John Cusack's cameo in Broadcast News.

I love Talking Heads, but True Stories made me squirm.

Umm, ok, I just read what I wrote and that whole, "SRU" thing was totally uncalled for.  DDYU?

OMG!  I am like so embarrassed for you, Short Term 11? As if! OMG, LOL, SRU, WASN, RTB.

Here's what I have against Pfeiffer's performance.  Sandra Bernhard would have spoken up to Burton and told him that the Catwoman would just start grooming herself without the need to declare, "Now, I will groom myself."  I always thought a pretty decent scene came to a crashing halt when she delivered that line.…

You should only get cancer! I hope you get cancer!

The Rain Parade, Emergency, Third Rail Power Trip & The The's, Soul Mining.  Find them, get them, listen to and love them.

All he's missing is the perfect auteur name.  He needs something simple but memorable, something immediately recognizable, WAIT, I've got it! 
Darren Aronofsky
becomes:
Darrenofsky.
Simple, classic, devastating.

I like the JAM.  Not always going for the power, but they could bring it when they wanted to:
In The City
Going Underground
"a" Bomb in Wardour Street

Demonstrably, they do.

The writer of this little snippet wants to be cleverer than the Judge.  The Judge wins.
And yes,  I did look up which would be better grammar - cleverer or more clever.  Cleverer wins.

Can I use Richard Pryor's response to Chevy Chase's verbal attack and call you:
Honky Honky?

Yo, yo, yo, check out Al's oh-so-humble yet heroic self-loathing,
"first of all, I had to explain “honky.” “Dad, what’s a honky?” That one I was totally fine with explaining—it’s an insult to white people: cracker, whitey. It’s something mean that a non-white person can say to a white person. "

Even though his guru-produced solo album, "Brain Wilson" was uneven, I still consider, Love and Mercy, as one of his best songs.

…and now I will add, Freebie and the Bean!

Wrong. Be True To Your School is. So there.

Resist the urge to turn it off during the first twenty seconds and you will be rewarded.  After the initial static opening the members of the band begin  to walk around.  No kidding, they actually begin walking about the set for no reason whatsoever, and it kills!  Also, it's on film not video tape and Eric hasn't…