“Welcome to the Department of Justice!”
He’s moving on from the Spanish Civil War to occupy Paris for the next few years? Clearly, the boy’s from Brazil.
Gallinari had no comment about the incident, because an Italian with a broken hand is effectively mute.
My favorite is the look on Dean Heller’s face as he realized he could have voted no and saved his career.
He’s right. The Pacers are dumb. They weren’t even smart enough to have the best player of his generation be born near their city.
It took me 20 minutes to figure out this Kinja system and the first time I’ve commented on Deadspin in 5 years just to say “this is one of the best jokes I have ever read on Deadspin holy shit I’m dying laughing”.
Has anybody seen Ja Rule?
Noah will make almost as much as Kyrie over the next three years. Let that sink in while you reflect on Phil Jackson’s zen genius.
There are times when he looks like the best player in the league, and then there are times when he’s on defense.
Getting into an aero tuck requires good habits, since the hems can get caught in the crank.
I thought the gender reveal party didn’t happen until at least second base, maybe even third.
So this will be the second time he’s portrayed a blind guy.
Uh, nope. That is not what bullies do.
Having an ally to either tank, heal, or DPS those toxic comments is incredibly helpful.
Sure, they may keep mouthing off, but being willing to
Certainly not any of his girlfriends.
I love how the Sixers surely have a form like an elementary school field trip form or hall pass that’s saved in Office where they just update the player’s info:
He is remarkably consistent between playoff seasons, averaging 27-29 points per game for each of the Rockets’ post-seasons. The internal inconsistency is a bit more worrying, though. Nevertheless, we need to sign him so that when we pull him off the floor in favor of Josh Smith they can mount an epic comeback against…
The Designated Player is the one who receives the ball when all the other players on the team have died.
Ironically, based on today’s gold prices, if David Griffin weighs 200 pounds, that would mean he’s worth $3,917,088 in gold, right around the league average for a GM.